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    1. 11-22-2005 01:59 AM #1
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      I Messed Around With A Penguin

      I messed around with a penguin because I was drunk. This is completely senseless. I got this in an email and it is just too funny! What are other's combinations?


      Find your birthday...

      January: I partied with
      February: I had babies with
      March: I felt up
      April: I messed around with
      May: I peed on
      June: I robbed
      July: I ate
      August: I shot
      September: I beat up
      October: I dressed up as
      November: I got married to
      December: I had drunken sex with

      Find the day of your birthday ...

      1: some random girl
      2: Michael Jackson
      3: some random guy
      4: a book
      5: Frankenstein
      6: Martha Stewart
      7: a bottle of Hennesse
      8: my finger
      9: a bag of chips
      10: a chair
      11: Dick Cheney
      12: my English teacher
      13: a Teletubby
      14: myself
      15: a ninja
      16: a penguin
      17: a pole
      18: an apple
      19: a box
      20: a flamingo
      21: George Bush
      22: a cell phone
      23: Ron Jeremy
      24: a statue
      25: a gnome
      26: a hippo
      27: my shoes
      28: a prostitute
      29: a porn star
      30: my best friend
      31: a cat

      Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

      A: for the money
      B: for the hell of it
      C: and it sucked
      D: to be cool
      E: to be naked
      F: to eat cheese
      G: but my mom told me to
      H: for my girlfriend
      I: for my boyfriend
      J: because I was drunk
      K: and I had twins
      L: at school
      M: and it was fun
      N: and I got sick
      O: and I threw up
      P: and something shrank
      Q: in the pool
      R: and then I streaked
      S: and I liked it
      T: to be sexy
      U: for a shopping spree
      V: and it was boring
      W: in the dark
      X: and I had a sex change
      Y: under the sheets
      Z: in a laundry mat
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    2. 11-22-2005 02:10 AM #2
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      I shot Michael Jackson for the money.
      We break the
      ceiling and grin and gasp
      and redefine life
      for the ones who
      have merely lived it.
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    3. 11-22-2005 02:10 AM #3
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      I felt up Michael Jackson for the money
      (\_ _/)
      (='.'=)
      (")_(")
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    4. 11-22-2005 02:21 AM #4
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      I dressed up as an apple, but my mom told me to.

      My fiance got this one:

      I got married to a box for the hell of it.
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

      Raised: The Blue Meanie, Exobyte

      Adopted: MarcusoftheNight
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    5. 11-22-2005 02:35 AM #5
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      I dressed up as a Porn Star beacse I was drunk.
      Need Help? Have Questions? PM me so I can help you out

      "Dreams are as portals. Flat visions of misty places. But I can write dreams!" - Myst Uru
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    6. 11-22-2005 02:45 AM #6
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      I got married to a ninja, but my mom told me to. 8)

      You know...this one actually sounds probable. Hehe.
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      (Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
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    7. 11-22-2005 04:37 AM #7
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      I had babies with some random girl for a shopping spree.
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    8. 11-22-2005 05:07 AM #8
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      I got married to Dick Cheney because I was drunk.


      Damn that Crown. hehe.
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    9. 11-22-2005 05:17 AM #9
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      I peed on a box for the money...

      w00t go me

      great topic btw ^^
      Look, a distraction!
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    10. 11-22-2005 06:06 AM #10
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      I beat up Frankenstein for the hell of it

      "There are two types of people in this world, people who think there are two types of people, and people who don't."
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    11. 11-22-2005 11:24 AM #11
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      I partied with a pornstar for my girlfriend?? Wtf?
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    12. 11-22-2005 11:56 AM #12
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      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

      Raised: The Blue Meanie, Exobyte

      Adopted: MarcusoftheNight
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    13. 11-22-2005 01:06 PM #13
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      I felt up an apple because I was drunk.

      Oh, like I'm the only one that's done it.




      Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations.
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    14. 11-22-2005 05:04 PM #14
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      I had drunken sex with Ron Jeremy, because I was drunk.

      and because that kind of opportunity only comes around once in a lifetime. ~
      Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
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    15. 11-22-2005 06:00 PM #15
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      I messed around with George Bush because I was drunk

      he is as bad a lover as he is a president... but the twins were a nice touch
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    16. 11-22-2005 06:19 PM #16
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      I got married to my best friend in the dark.


      And that's true. Well, okay, it wasn't dark, but still...
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      Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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    17. 11-22-2005 08:02 PM #17
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      I peed on myself because it was fun.

      ...that's not funny. Couldn't I have at least been drunk first? Or got money for it? Some people pay to see that kind of stuff, you know. WHERE'S MY MONEY!?

      “Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
      - Kurt Cobain (1967 – 1994)
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    18. 11-22-2005 08:14 PM #18
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      I partied with a chair in the dark.

      Now that makes me feel all poetic inside...

      there once was this chair with no style
      her face showed a cold wooden smile
      but in the end
      the time that we spent
      turned out to be more than worthwhile
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    19. 11-22-2005 08:17 PM #19
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      Originally posted by A Lost Soul
      Some people pay to see that kind of stuff, you know.
      ** clears cache **

      <_<

      >_>

      <_<

      Those sick fucks

      ** shakes fist **
      (\_ _/)
      (='.'=)
      (")_(")
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    20. 11-22-2005 10:49 PM #20
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      ...and I shot a chair!
      Now permanently residing at [The] Danny Phantom Online [Community], under the name Mabaroshiwoou.

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    21. 11-23-2005 10:01 AM #21
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      I robbed a flamingo...

      to be cool!!

      Thats the most coolest thing to do right, rob a flamingo?
      "You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection."
      ~Buddha
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    22. 11-25-2005 06:46 AM #22
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      I had drunken sex with a hippo and it sucked.

      I was born on the WRONG day of the month.
      Well life is short, so love the one ya' got, 'cause you might get run over or you might get shot.

      ~Sublime
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    23. 11-25-2005 10:14 AM #23
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      Originally posted by Ynot


      ** clears cache **

      <_<

      >_>

      <_<

      Those sick fucks

      ** shakes fist **
      WHERE'S MY MONEY!

      “Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
      - Kurt Cobain (1967 – 1994)
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    24. 11-25-2005 07:31 PM #24
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      I peed on a statue and it sucked

      I've done this in the past and it didn't suck - it was fun and exciting.
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    25. 11-25-2005 10:09 PM #25
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      I messed around wihth my english teacher and I had twins.


      OMG, scandal!
      Roddi i mi galon lán
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