Flying Spaghetti Monster - I belive!

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You must already know about the real God, He, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the real creator of the world and people! The is no evolution, it was all made by him!

'Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.' - Bobby Henderson, the prophet.

Here are some links:
http://www.venganza.org/ - The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster - He on Wikipedia

So what do you think about this? Can you say this is not the truth? Do you belive in Him?

:rolllaugh: , what are they gonna come up with next, *the hater of all creation "Ketchup"*

Although I the concept of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is something of a joke, I think this belongs in the Religion/Spirituality forum.

With that said, Pastafaerianism is a religion that is supposed to be the demise of intellegent design. I think it's pretty funny because of this[/i]

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Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.

P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures. [/b]

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HA! Thank you for sharing this... enlightening discovery with us. :rolllaugh:

Hahahaha i wanna t-shirt.

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.

Wow I was just thinking about how some teacher said that they have to teach the scinftic point of view on the begnning of the universive and the biblical one (never heard it in school though) and I though even though I'm a Christan cause that whould mean every weird religion that has a thoery of it has to teach it. Btw this has got to be a joke :lol:

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Originally posted by AlternateReality
Hahahaha i wanna t-shirt.

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.

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Also that doesn't make sense especailly of the global warming. Global warming=Pollution=Factorys=Mordern=No Pirates In morden world because now there are gangs, terriost, and polotics to replace Pirates. :lol:

The amount of sea water churned into mist by Pirate ships
rises into the atmosphere and creates a protective, reflective barrier
against the assualt of UV rays. Smoke from cannon fire enhances this effect.
The unfortunate reduction in the number of active Pirates is also partially
responsible for the climb in teen marijuana use.

don't forget that Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano.

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Originally posted by AlternateReality
don't forget that Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano.

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I'm glad you mentioned that. I had always believed that it was a beer factory and a stripper volcano. In any case, is it true that you must posses a strong mind
and the third nipple off a hair lip midget to access the Cavern of Oral ?
I know you know what I'm talking about.

Is it a sin to eat spagetti now? :lol:

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Originally posted by danbarber
Is it a sin to eat spagetti now? :lol:

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Think of it as Communion.

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Originally posted by InTheMoment

Think of it as Communion.

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hahahahah

I joined their forum.

and i beleive it is not a hair lip midget but the midget from the story of creation

The Holy Noodle comes out Feb. 14th
They say if if it brings in enough cash we can buy a pirate ship and do stuff with it.
Amazing
No hell either
only Hell LiteTM
apparently it has bad beer, long bus rides to the strippers, and you have to serve low-carb pasta under the devil-Atkins.

Not bad.

Hmm, bad beer and long bus rides, or burning for eternity. Tough choice.

PASCALE'S THEOREM, PASCALE'S THEOREM [/chant]

Thought this might be an appropriate time to bring the pirate smiley to your attention.

:pirate:

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I joined their forum.[/b]

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You crazy!!!!!!! :P

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The Holy Noodle comes out Feb. 14th
They say if if it brings in enough cash we can buy a pirate ship and do stuff with it.
Amazing
No hell either
only Hell LiteTM
apparently it has bad beer, long bus rides to the strippers, and you have to serve low-carb pasta under the devil-Atkins.

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HAHAHAHAHA, HA ... Bad beer and long bus rides, strippers and a bad job!!(the life of the next to be movie star) ... that sounds like highway to hell :mad: ROCK ON!!! :P

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Originally posted by Sortilegio
:rolllaugh: , what are they gonna come up with next, *the hater of all creation \"Ketchup\"*

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replace that spaghetti thing with any god you can think of.
and the ketchup with Mr. Satan, or any other bad bad guy...

and you know how rediculous religion is.

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Originally posted by Tsen
Thought this might be an appropriate time to bring the pirate smiley to your attention.

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Indeed, I think we all should gatter money to one day buy a pirate ship.

Eating spaghetti should not be a sin because He created it too based on His image, a 'Holy Food' label fits better.

anybody live in florida?
www.gasparillapiratefest.com

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Originally posted by AlternateReality
anybody live in florida?
www.gasparillapiratefest.com

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Crap! Nina's in that area so I'm pretty sure she'll make an appearance ;)