Do all of you Chuck Norris fans know that today is his 66th birthday?
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Do all of you Chuck Norris fans know that today is his 66th birthday?
Hey you are active on the newgrounds bbs? I used to be quite active there myself, but tottaly gave it up. Those forums are one big gay-joke :)Quote:
Originally posted by danbarber
I already posted this, just the one I posted was on newgrounds.
Man these Chuck Norris jokes are annoying...
...hold on theres something at my win
Sniper?
Ninja?
Tornado?
What the hell was it????
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Originally posted by Harry Kelsey in 'Sir Francis Drake: the Queen's Pirate'
Essex sent captian John Norris to Carrickfergus with several hundred [specially] picked troops. [He performed a sacred ritual, molding them together to form Chuck Norris] ...[Chuck] Norris...bombarded the castle for several...[minutes], finally breaching the walls. when this happened, the constable in charge of the castle asked for terms of surrender. Norris gave almost nothing, but the commader surrendered anyway on 26 July. ...As the Scots filed out of the castle, they were set upon by....[Chuck]. Two hundred people were killed, men, women, and children. Then for several days, ...[Chuck] searched through the tiny island, tracking down survivors in caves and crevices and killing them as well. In all, perhaps 500 people were put to the sword.