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www.chucknorrisfacts.com
It's true.
Chuck must be really old by now though.......
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he just fights himself when no one else is around and therefore his skin peeled and made him look old.Quote:
Originally posted by lucidvegan
Chuck must be really old by now though.......
Chuck norris eats a bowl of gravel for breakfast, a plate of molten lead for lunch and some bouf-a-la-nailpins for dinner. As a dessert, he shoots himself in the head.
Hes probably got false teeth and wears a truss
Well, he probably doesn't like others doing favors for him. So he gave his teeth back to his parents and got his replaced by ivory teeth made from an elephant he killed by round-house kicking it.
I bet this recent wave of chuck norris mania was created by him or his agency in an attempt to make some more money off of movie and tv-series sales.
Chuck will kick you for that.
verbal warning, sunshineQuote:
Originally posted by AlternateReality
Chuck will kick you for that.
next time, you make the roster
Ynot - you and I is from the same town!
seriously?
you're a southend lass?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
woah!! huh? whoah :shock:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
Watch this, he gets beat therefore he is not ultimate.
http://www.christgreaterthani.com/main/
We need those for Chuck
Chuck needs to post in the correct forum.
Ynot - I am serious! Well just outside Southend.
IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
WTF is with him in Dodgeball?
Chuck norris would win... in reality.Quote:
not with 2 gandalfs :DQuote:
Originally posted by Neruo
Chuck norris would win... in reality.
a GandalfChuckGandalf sandwich, yummmmmmmmmmmQuote:
Originally posted by CryoDragoon
not with 2 gandalfs *:D
I'm too lazy to do a google search thingy, or click the link in the first post... Who the hell is Chuck Norris?
Just shows you all how much I really care.
:D
I already posted this, just the one I posted was on newgrounds.Quote:
never saw it before, sorry
i found the link on some crazy thread on the forum of my school...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/298925
hehe :lol: