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By whom? I have a certain person in mind... I'll give you three guesses. :D
You know, although I enjoy the occasional Chuck Norris joke, I was just thinking that. I mean, someone posted something else about him in the Lounge. :mad:
so chuck norris walks into a bar...
and the bar said "ouch"
It's okay, you don't have to feel threatend. Sometimes I too have impure thoughts about Chuck Norris.
Not even Bruce Lee could stop him, do you think You can?! Chuck Norris doesn't sniff cocaine, he sniffs super-hot-chilly sauce. ^__^
Chuck norris is so awsome :)
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ledzeppelin - you're on probation, for the time being
Actually, if I remember correctly he mentioned Chuck Norris being his probation officer and that's why he's here: to make sure we are all showing the proper reverence. Ledzepplin's keeping tabs on you all!Quote:
Originally posted by Ynot
ledzeppelin - you're on probation, for the time being
Actually, bruce lee did stop him in his movie, Return of the DragonQuote:
Originally posted by Neruo
Not even Bruce Lee could stop him, do you think You can?! *Chuck Norris doesn't sniff cocaine, he sniffs super-hot-chilly sauce. ^__^
Chuck norris is so awsome :)
see
http://members.aye.net/~gharris/blog...fdragon01t.jpg
*gets roundhouse kicked in the face by probation officer*
The obvious reason for his defeat is his lack of beard. ( think about it)
In the 80’s it was discovered that President Reagan had an inoperable
growth on his brain. Rather than letting him die, they shrunk Chuck
Norris and injected him into President Reagan. There, he fought the
tumor and defeated it with a round house kick to the face. The tumor
died and Chuck Norris safely exited Ronald Regan’s body. Chuck Norris
then had Reagan’s tumor mounted on his wall next to the elephant that
he killed with his bare hands and the dinosaur he shot on his hunting
expedition to the Jurassic Period.
The dinosaurs were not killed by a comet. Chuck Norris destroyed it
before impact. He then yelled "psyche!" and proceeded to kill every
dinosaur with his bare hands.