The most important question in the world ever.
My boyfriend and I were discussing whether or not we would allow each other to sleep with a celebrity if we met them and they were on our list of celebrities we're allowed to sleep with if we meet them. We still haven't decided if it's ok.
Anyways, we decided on 4 each, and then I asked if I got to have a girl list as well because there are girls celebrities that I would also like to sleep with. He said that if I get 4 girls, then he gets 4 MORE girls - a total of 8 female celebrities he's allowed to sleep with if he meets them.
But I say he should have a list of 4 girls and a list of 4 guys, just like me. We should both have the same. He enthusiastically declined my offer.
I say it's not my fault that he doesn't want to sleep with guys, but the option is there for him and it's his perogative if he doesn't want to take advantage of it. He says I'm f***** insane.
Two part question: what do you guys think of this and who are your top four or eight.
Mine:
Men - Ewan McGregor, Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Hartnett and Diego Luna.
Women - Jessica Alba, Rachael McAdams, Amy Smart and Gabrielle Union.
Re: The most important question in the world ever.
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Originally posted by kichu
My boyfriend and I were discussing whether or not we would allow each other to sleep with a celebrity if we met them and they were on our list of celebrities we're allowed to sleep with if we meet them. *We still haven't decided if it's ok. *
Anyways, we decided on 4 each, and then I asked if I got to have a girl list as well because there are girls celebrities that I would also like to sleep with. *He said that if I get 4 girls, then he gets 4 MORE girls - *a total of 8 female celebrities he's allowed to sleep with if he meets them.
But I say he should have a list of 4 girls and a list of 4 guys, just like me. *We should both have the same. *He enthusiastically declined my offer. *
I say it's not my fault that he doesn't want to sleep with guys, but the option is there for him and it's his perogative if he doesn't want to take advantage of it. *He says I'm f***** insane.
Two part question: *what do you guys think of this and who are your top four or eight.
Mine:
Men - Ewan McGregor, Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Hartnett and Diego Luna.
Women - Jessica Alba, Rachael McAdams, Amy Smart and Gabrielle Union.
Actually, you should just get 4 total. I don't know why the gender of the Celebrity should matter. Sex is sex. You should only be able to pick 4 Celebrities, and if your homosexual tendencies are really that intense, then you will simply have to express that in the ratio of males to females that you choose.
Oh, and at least now you know that you should not ever marry this boyfriend of yours. If he doesn't even care to keep his inclinations for infidelity a secret from you, then I can't see how you have the slightest glimmer of a hope that he would be faithful to you. And then there is the matter, that even should he straighten up and become responsible, then he would probably realize that YOU may be a problem -- certainly he could worry of ever bringing a girl like you home to meet his family... and he could seriously wonder what kind of mother you would make. A guy may even encourage hhis temporary girlfriends in being sexually adventurous, but he would think twice to assign the same traits to the mother of his children, or the lady he should choose to represent his Family to the respectable Society that he would wish to cultivate in order to advance his career.
And for what? For the hopeless scheme of sleeping with some unattainable Celebrities. Not that celebrities are not a promiscuous lot, but that they have so much sexual opportunity but only a limited capacity just like anybody else. Though the greatest Lowlife Celebrity would in theory wish to screw every female he should come across, in his real world he would experience the limitations of available time and energy, as well as become cognizant to the realization that such intimacies exposes himself to what he has probably come to know as a 'bunch of crazy chicks' -- emotionally unstable and intellectually immature -- the bad experiences they can inflict can range from the merely annoying to the actually dangerous. No matter how slutty a Celebrity, the gravity of Common Sense is enough of an influence to impose some modicum of restraint and caution while pursuing their sexual acquisitions.
Re: The most important question in the world ever.
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Originally posted by Leo Volont
.....Oh, and at least now you know that you should not ever marry this boyfriend of yours. If he doesn't even care to keep his inclinations for infidelity a secret from you, then I can't see how you have the slightest glimmer of a hope that he would be faithful to you. And then there is the matter, that even should he straighten up and become responsible, then he would probably realize that YOU may be a problem -- certainly he could worry of ever bringing a girl like you home to meet his family... and he could seriously wonder what kind of mother you would make. A guy may even encourage hhis temporary girlfriends in being sexually adventurous, but he would think twice to assign the same traits to the mother of his children, or the lady he should choose to represent his Family to the respectable Society that he would wish to cultivate in order to advance his career.......
How do I say this without being a complete cow. Oh, what the hell. Go f*** yourself Leo. If you're going to come into a thread that I've started and completey ruin the mood, don't bother. I come here to involve myself in something I'm passionate about and to chill out with people who are witty and funny and who I can be a little silly with. If you're so sad that you have to come into MY thread and completely kill the mood, I'd like to advise you that you're opinion is not needed.
For the record, I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world and I'm one the luckiest, happiest people I know because of him. So kiss my ass for saying anything to the contrary.
And in case you don't get what I'm saying: :finger:
Anyway, back to the fun part of this topic. I totally forgot to post his top choices:
1. Keira Knightley
2. Natalie Portman
3. Dani Minogue
4. Milla Jovovich
Anne Heche used to be on the list (???????) but she got swapped.