Be Careful What You Wish For - Game!

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Originally posted by Palliate


I wish I wasn't sick and could sleep.

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You can, but you end up sleeping for five years straight.

I wish I could tapdance.

*Gwendolyn is turned in to a geen gremling like man with a hood as black as a black mans cape, looking rather supriced wondering what hapend to his wish*

-is this, what!? tale be told, by a guild kin will? Conspirecy it is, I tell you! Listen to his lies, do not! Tell you why, I should?

*men in white coats arive*

-Come on yoda. What have we said of ranting around?

-not, I should?

-thats right yoda.. Come on yoda. Nice and easy. Back to you nice padded cell...

-stay back you should or jedi mind trick your ass I will!

-for the last time yoda... There is no jedi mind trick. Sorry people. nothing to see here... move on...

-urmmm... How feel you?

-Not to bad, thank you Yoda. nice of you to ask!

-much fear in you I sense... Fear leads to hate.

-yes, yes... we know yoda. and hate leads to fate. fate leads to bait. Bait leads to Bill clate who is actualy Bill Gates and everything is a conspirecy against you... we already coverd this in the last episode... Sorry folks... he is very old...

-urmmmm... much fear in you I sense...
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I wish I had a wild imagination...

Ok. But your imagination is so wild, your head can't handle it, and blows up.

I wish I was the best meditator in the world.

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Originally posted by BeautifulDreamer
Ok. But your imagination is so wild, your head can't handle it, and blows up.

I wish I was the best meditator in the world.

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If you were, you would most likely be dead.

I wish to never die!! Ha Ha Ha!! In other words, I want to be immortal!

You meditate on the concept of spontaneous combustion for so long you... spontaneously combust.

I wish I could see somebody special today!

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Originally posted by Amethyst Star
You meditate on the concept of spontaneous combustion for so long you... spontaneously combust.

I wish I could see somebody special today!

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Wish granted!

You see your sweetheart and reach out to hug them, when you see Death. Death takes away your sweetheart and everybody else you love. You are alone, friendless, without family and without love.


((Sure death wish!)) I wish I could sprout wings and fly...

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Originally posted by Kyhaar


Wish granted!

You see your sweetheart and reach out to hug them, when you see Death. Death takes away your sweetheart and everybody else you love. You are alone, friendless, without family and without love.


((Sure death wish!)) I wish I could sprout wings and fly...

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Be careful, because you could be dreaming!

Repeating my post, because it was ignored: I wish to never die!! Ha Ha Ha!! In other words, I want to be immortal!

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Originally posted by nesgirl119

Repeating my post, because it was ignored: I wish to never die!! Ha Ha Ha!! In other words, I want to be immortal!

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You will, but all of the people that you love will die, and you have become a lonely, miserable withered body with a tired mind wishing for death.

I wish I had a chicken pot pie.

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Originally posted by Gwendolyn


You will, but all of the people that you love will die, and you have become a lonely, miserable withered body with a tired mind wishing for death. *

I wish I had a chicken pot pie.

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I wouldn't wish for anything like that...I would rather be alone than in jail!

You're going to get fat from it!

I wish that I could stay a member on here!

You can, but you're not allowed to post.

I wish I had perfect dream recall.

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Originally posted by Abstract Fire

I wish I had perfect dream recall.

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You do, but you won't be able to remember anything else.

I wish I had a million dollars.

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Originally posted by Gwendolyn
I wish I had a million dollars.

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then the taxes go up to 101% so then you atually OWE the IRS :P


I wish I could have lucid dreams that would start as soon as I fell asleep, and last until I woke up roughly 8 hours later

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Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

then the taxes go up to 101% so then you atually OWE the IRS :P


I wish I could have lucid dreams that would start as soon as I fell asleep, and last until I woke up roughly 8 hours later

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But then, all your dreams would be about clowns. Every, single, one! :0

I wish I could do cool magic tricks

clows?

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Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
clows?

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Clowns, sorry about that. I am such a grammar jew. (opposite of grammar nazi)

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Originally posted by Neruo
I wish I could do cool magic tricks

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You can, but you never quite got that "saw the lady in half" trick down and...

I wish I could pet a tiger.

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Originally posted by Amethyst Star


I wish I could pet a tiger.

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You can, but it bites your hand off..

I wish I could rebuild my computer right now into a fantasticly fast and sophisticated machiene.

You did! But it got so fantasticly fast and sophisticated that it got a life of it's own, took over the Internet, hacked in to all the Nuke silos in the world and convinsed the not so sophisticated computers that they they needed to exterminate all humans... Not that your computer hated humans... I't was meant to be more of a prank and for a few laughs.

I wish my finger was a orgasm gun!

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Originally posted by Raz
wish my finger was a orgasm gun!

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k there's no down side there...you could like, take over the whole world!!!


I wish all my favorite foods had zero calories

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Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

k there's no down side there...you could like, take over the whole world!!!


I wish all my favorite foods had zero calories

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Then then, they would taste like crap :0 Or give you aids. Or both.

I wish I had a motercycle.

You get your motercycel... However... You forgot to specify what kind and got a harly the size of a matchbox. Having talked around and aplied for a motercycle gang even beforhand the gang thinks you where making fun of them and has ptt a bounty on your head!

I wish I had a banana!

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Originally posted by Raz
I wish I had a banana!

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:banana: ...course now some stinky admin will rape all your posts with them forever more


I wish my tongue was nutella-flavored

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Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

:banana: ...course now some stinky admin will rape all your posts with them forever more

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Ophelia, that's horrible! After Seeker went to such great lengths to let the rest of us know how nice you smell, you'd say something like that about him? You should be ashamed! Ashamed!

*TV news theme music*

News studio:
-Braking news! OpheliaBlue has a tounge that is nutella-flavored! You heard it here first people! Over to our field reporter Benny! There's quite a riot out there Benny.

*In the backgound you see 2 mobbs oposing each other*
-Quite a riot out here Benny indeed Tom! I'm standing here just outside OpheliaBlues apartment and there is a massive amount of people coming to take witnes of the amazing miracle! Some claim it a hoax others have made a 500feet tall OpheliaBlue statue! I have the high priest of Ophelia with me here.

-And thy tounge will taste o chocolat, so say the book of nutella.

-We also have the leader of 'OBIAHBITTS': (OpheliaBlue is a hoax, bubblegum is the true sign) group.

-She is a fake and should be hanged for her blasphamy!

*The mobbs start to get violent*
-So how will this resolve? Only time will tell... Back to you Tom.

-Thank you benny... And in other news Bush has said to... *Turns TV off*

-What ya gonna do masta OpheliaBlue?

*OpheliaBlue is oblivious to what is going on just tasting his tounge untill she relices she has a pet Imp talking to her*

-Whait a minut! Dident Raz use you for icedawgs wish 3 pages back!

-No no! dat not me, that my cuzin Imp... I'm Imp...

*distrakted by her toung that is awnser enough for OpheliaBlue*

-oh... Well what can I do? Apart from sitting here tasting my tounge all day!

-You have the power of the tounge! Meny will follw! You could take over the world!

-Thats already on my "to do" list. Right after building a submarine and going to the toilet...

*Imp raises eyebrow*
-Ya realy need to reprioretize masta...

-What makes you say that Imp?

-Female intuition?
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I wish I had more spare time...

Edit:
Turned the opheliablue in my story to a 'she' instead of a 'he' 8)

You have all the spare time you could desire, but by doing so you take away the spare time of 12 other angry and busy pro-wrestlers who pretend to pummel you into the ground but actually don't. However, there was a 13th man whos spare time you stole and he's actually ex-Russian mafia named Ivan the Thrid. You try to plead your case by saying that you were just trying to relax and get things done but he doesn't speak English and hits you over the head with his gigantic scepter.

(Man, I'm glad it's spring break. I need to focus on something besides Russian)

I wish I could have my own seat on the bus tomorrow.