Naming Inanimate Objects

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Originally Posted by nameless;

i named my compute BluBerry cuz when i was drunk one night, i wrote that on a piece of masking tape and put it on the monitor
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haha I read that too fast and I thought you put a piece of duct tape on your monitor screen

i named my gun rooster.

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Originally Posted by Vex

It was an old, ugly, rusty Chevy Malibu that I bought off my aunt for $175. She said it was easy on gas but the last time she drove it was years ago. I got it and it sucked my funds dry all the time. My brother ended up running Bitch in the ditch. Brought her back, grill all smashed out. So I gassed her up one last time and drove her to the junkyard. Sold her for 100 bux.

Patted her on the trunk as we left and said, "So long Bitch, it was hell knowin' ya."
My sister joked that I'd wake up the next morning to find Bitch sitting in my driveway all fixed up, like Steven King's Christine.

I half expected her to be out there the next morning too... :sheepishgrin:
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thats sweet my freind bought an old rusty chevy malibu and fixed it up and put a sweet egine in it and now that car is a beast. he painted it silver with two big blck pinstripes down the middle... i was like dude, i want that car.

My PC is usually called: Bastard
Or sometimes I use the less formal: Useless little ****

But other than that, I honestly don't give inanimate objects names...seriously.

I name my iPod Shelly....

My sand wedge (for golf) sandy....

And I name my Teddy Bear Tiny.... (no, that doesn't mean what you think it means)

Now I've come to think of it, I'll probably give my 2007 Ford Shelby Cobra Mustang GT500 a name if (big if) I ever get one. I'd have to put some thought into it though.

you gonna get one of those mustangs?! they look pretty cool. My dad's got the 1999 mustang Cobra...almost as fast but it doesnt have that 500hp or w.e the new ones got.

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Originally Posted by ;303829

you gonna get one of those mustangs?! they look pretty cool. My dad's got the 1999 mustang Cobra...almost as fast but it doesnt have that 500hp or w.e the new ones got.
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Yeah, mustangs are amazing aren't they? You're lucky. My dad's got a Lexus (yawn). Take a look at this. It's the 2007 GT500. :bigteeth:

I named my first pipe buddy.

BUDdy :)

Hmm, let's see...

The computer I'm on now ( PC ) is named Bob.
My nineteen year old brother's computer ( IMac ) is named Waffles; His girlfriend's laptop ( Mac ) is named Noodles (not sure what the food theme is all about... ).
I have a large, old, furry, stuffed animal, monkey named Dexter (given to me when I was five or six to comfort me after my tonsils were taken out).

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Originally Posted by nameless;

i named my 4 beers im gonna drink in a few hours, Bud, Joe, Ass, Febreeze
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i know what ur thinking. yes my penis has a nickname. its called the octagon. ive also nicknamed my testes, the left one is sam jonsohn and the right one is doctor kennth noisewater. you ladies play your cards right, yolu just might get to meet the whole gang.

Let me tell all of you, I go on DV every day, just waiting for the names of mountain's gentials. Really.*
(* I may want to kick him in the nuts, though, for saying that.)

I've decided to name my PC Bitch, as Vex's car, for being an uncooperative bitch.

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Originally Posted by mountain

yes my penis has a nickname. its called the octagon.[/b]

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The Octagon, eh?

I think it's a sign.....
















































http://www.snoopy.force9.co.uk/mountain_octagon.gif

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Originally Posted by Ynot

The Octagon, eh?

I think it's a sign.....
http://www.snoopy.force9.co.uk/mountain_octagon.gif
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yeah ur foreigners i suppose

i can tell because somehow none of you have seen anchorman
which, in america, would be the french equivalent of not knowing how to retreat from battle, or the polish equivalent of being a genius, or the english equivalent of not going to a school of magic.

My guitar's name is "Luz."

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Originally Posted by mountain

yeah ur foreigners i suppose

i can tell because somehow none of you have seen anchorman
which, in america, would be the french equivalent of not knowing how to retreat from battle, or the polish equivalent of being a genius, or the english equivalent of not going to a school of magic.
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School of magic, wtf?

You could have mentioned tea and crumpets at least!

I named our old computer Billy Bob. Because it looks strangely like a hillbilly. And our new computer is simply named Good Computer, cause it actually works!

I named all of my dolls a while ago, but I forget their names though.

Wow...you all are weird...I don't name my stuff...

Let's see...I call my Xbox 360 "360". Isn't that creative?

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Originally Posted by fajam00m00

Let's see...I call my Xbox 360 "360". Isn't that creative?
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Great, that's like how I call my personal computer "pc".

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Originally Posted by badassbob

Great, that's like how I call my personal computer "pc".
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important information:(quarters is a game involving bouncing a quarter off of a table and into a cup filled with beer)


i named my four lucky quarters quarters Horny, Fat, Black, and Joe.

Actually it's Fat, Horny, Black, and Joe.