Originally Posted by
Kaniaz
OK, so here's the story.
I drank a whole lot of smoothie and I felt a bit ill. Like, a litre of it. So I go to the toliet and go for a crap. Have I gripped your attention? Great. But anyway, in my bathroom my mom puts all her cosmetics around the place and there was some lipstick on the shelf in front of me. As a kind of bathroom reading exercise I always read all the ingredients and things on her nail varnish, hand cleanser and whatever. And it's really good.
So today there's some lipstick on the side, and I'm like, what the hell. In the name of science, I finish my toliet business and LIBERALLY APPLY LIPSTICK (to my lips).
Now, here's the problem.
I got it all over my teeth (it's 007 Cherry Blossom by the way) and I did kind of apply it to some of the skin around my lips that wasn't actually, y'know, my lips. And now all I can taste is lipstick and, like, it's all sparkly and stuff and it won't wash away. I put another one of my mom's cosmetic products onto my lips (handwash) and scrubbed a bunch but wow it stays on A LOT and now I can also taste cream handwash.
But that much will go away I guess. I just wish the taste would go.
Either way wow lipstick is amazing. My lips are all moist and beautiful again, they puffed all up and Jesus guys you should try it sometime. I'm considering becoming a drag queen.
OK, so that last part was a joke, but seriously. Ladies, why have you been hiding lipstick from us all this time? Is it because you want our lips to look like shit? I DEMAND MEN'S LIPSTICK.
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