Thread: Question For The Ladies, Story For The Guys

I can't help but wonder why you put it on in the first place I'm no lipstick expert but couldn't you just use water?

Ask your mum. ASK YOUR MUM.

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

OK, so here's the story.

I drank a whole lot of smoothie and I felt a bit ill. Like, a litre of it. So I go to the toliet and go for a crap. Have I gripped your attention? Great. But anyway, in my bathroom my mom puts all her cosmetics around the place and there was some lipstick on the shelf in front of me. As a kind of bathroom reading exercise I always read all the ingredients and things on her nail varnish, hand cleanser and whatever. And it's really good.

So today there's some lipstick on the side, and I'm like, what the hell. In the name of science, I finish my toliet business and LIBERALLY APPLY LIPSTICK (to my lips).

Now, here's the problem.

I got it all over my teeth (it's 007 Cherry Blossom by the way) and I did kind of apply it to some of the skin around my lips that wasn't actually, y'know, my lips. And now all I can taste is lipstick and, like, it's all sparkly and stuff and it won't wash away. I put another one of my mom's cosmetic products onto my lips (handwash) and scrubbed a bunch but wow it stays on A LOT and now I can also taste cream handwash.

But that much will go away I guess. I just wish the taste would go.

Either way wow lipstick is amazing. My lips are all moist and beautiful again, they puffed all up and Jesus guys you should try it sometime. I'm considering becoming a drag queen.

OK, so that last part was a joke, but seriously. Ladies, why have you been hiding lipstick from us all this time? Is it because you want our lips to look like shit? I DEMAND MEN'S LIPSTICK.
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Ever wondered if you were the wrong physical gender? xD

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

As a kind of bathroom reading exercise I always read all the ingredients and things on her nail varnish, hand cleanser and whatever. And it's really good.[/b]

OMG - I do this too! I LOVE reading ingredients and stuff on bathroom products! LOL

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

OK, so that last part was a joke, but seriously. Ladies, why have you been hiding lipstick from us all this time? Is it because you want our lips to look like shit? I DEMAND MEN'S LIPSTICK.[/b]

You earn serious points for trying it on - most guys are too homophobic or whatever to even play around and have a good laugh about something like that. So bravo to you :bravo:

And women have lipstick because we can. In return for all the shit we have to put up with for being a women, it's the least we can do for ourselves.

Lmao Kaniaz. Real smooth.

At least you've lived as few men dare to dream LOL

Hahaha, wow. I'd say something, but I've never been in the situation.

1. Makeup remover stuff, "witch hazel" something like that'll take it off.
2. Chapstick, lip balm, or something like that'll make your lips feel all nice as well...without the color and glitter.

Kaniz, all I have to say is, you could probably make a lot of money on that idea. YOu should manufacture men's lipstick. Just make it taste like steak or something. It'll sell.

Mmm..... steak....

Actually, they already sell men's lipstick, though you won;t find it CALLED that in stores. More like lip gloss, really, but you can get some pretty nice neutral tones that aren't too obvious.

Ummm...

And if you really want to go down that trail: silk stockings. Heaven.

And if you really want to go down that trail: silk stockings. Heaven.[/b]

I'll look into it. A complementary pair for you.

2. Chapstick, lip balm, or something like that'll make your lips feel all nice as well...without the color and glitter.[/b]

How many names for you have for this stuff? The science of makeup.

Either way it has finally gone away so crisis over, but I still get the occasional 'fruity tang' of lipstick application gone wrong.

Dick Clark (yeah the TV star...that's Television, not Transvestite BTW), has a line of male cosmetics.

You might look into that although I don't know if they are available in the UK.

Hmm, silk stockings! If you REALLY want to experience them to their fullest, you will need to wear a full slip over them, nylon, not cotton

Sounds like people are starting to reveal their true colours now

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

I haven't made a topic in ages so let me make one now, and let it be good.

OK, so here's the story.

BLAH
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Aha, my expert subject. My first piece of advice:- never be scared about losing your masculinity, honey.

Anyway, I'd have to honour you for trying that, I'd never be brave enough to try lipstick with my parents around... I've tried nail gloss before, but it stayed on unforunately well too, and I hid it for 3 weeks before scraping it off for an hour with a nail file. I'd agree with you on men's lipstick; I'd rather have lip gloss though, but they're both just as good. They all help to nurture my femininity (I won't go any further than that, unless you want me to). Should I reveal my secret?

If you feel like it, please keep me posted.

Originally Posted by ;337725

I've tried nail gloss before, but it stayed on unforunately well too, and I hid it for 3 weeks before scraping it off for an hour with a nail file. [/b]

You know there's nail polish remover for that, right? Much easier than spending an hour filing it off.

Originally Posted by Burns

You know there's nail polish remover for that, right? Much easier than spending an hour filing it off.
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I couldn't find any, LOL. If I knew where it was, I would've used it.

Originally Posted by ;337725

Should I reveal my secret?

If you feel like it, please keep me posted.
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does it have anything to do with that cute pony in your signature?

Originally Posted by Seeker

does it have anything to do with that cute pony in your signature?
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You've only just noticed?!?

I always thought Neko forgot to set his/her gender, but it doesn't really matter.

I always use Lip Medex, so I've never had the need to track down lipstick.

That's pretty funny. Despite my femininity, I am never gonna use any sort of cosmetic stuff. I might be bisexual, but I am not a woman

Originally Posted by FreshBrains

I always thought Neko forgot to set his/her gender, but it doesn't really matter
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What do you mean by that?

Originally Posted by ;337795

What do you mean by that?[/b]

probably that your avie and sig look more feminine so he thought you were a girl that set the gender in your profile wrong. I like your sig and avatar!

He means he thought you was a girl that didn't change the gender sign.

[EDIT]never mind Burns beat me to it...as usual
[EDIT][EDIT] atleast I beat some one

Gay.

Lol, nah. I guess I understand curiosity. What the hell Do woman wear all the time anyway. It might feel like plastic or like sand or something.