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03-02-2007, 03:43 AM
Sythix

Have you ever been caught fapping?

Discuss.
03-02-2007, 06:40 AM
Infraredkelp

Nope. But I do have a rod of advice when looking at internet porn, don't wear headphones!
03-02-2007, 01:17 PM
Neruo

Hmmm, my dad walked in when I had my pants open. I think he understood what I was doing. I just try to ignore that ever happend.

Every parent that thinks his kid doesn't wank off, need to go read 'you life in 2007, bitch'.
03-02-2007, 09:13 PM
Artelis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neruo

Hmmm, my dad walked in when I had my pants open. I think he understood what I was doing. I just try to ignore that ever happend.

Every parent that thinks his kid doesn't wank off, need to go read 'you life in 2007, bitch'.
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I'm pretty sure kids were "wanking off" well before 2007.
03-03-2007, 11:59 AM
ben k

how embarrising
03-03-2007, 09:38 PM
Neruo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Artelis

I'm pretty sure kids were "wanking off" well before 2007.
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Hmmm, I think thanks to the Internet and such (pr0n) I wank off only Slightly more then I would have in the middle-ages. Ya. Actually, I am sure almost all the parents know, it just isn't a really good kitchen-table-discussion.
03-03-2007, 11:21 PM
TweaK

I find it infuriating you even assume I fap!
03-03-2007, 11:21 PM
arby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Artelis

I'm pretty sure kids were "wanking off" well before 2007.
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Lies! Its a conspiracy that started Jan. 1 2007.

Dam those angsty teenagers.
03-04-2007, 12:07 AM
TweaK

Quote:

Originally Posted by arby

Lies! Its a conspiracy that started Jan. 1 2007.

Dam those angsty teenagers.
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I find it infuriating you even assume I participate in this conspiracy!
03-26-2007, 10:32 PM
Kromoh

the matter is not beign caught fapping, the matter is your boyfriends mother seeing you and her son kissing each other LOL

and bah, I do NOT --cough-- participate in this conspiracy!! I SWEAR!! --cough--

<cute innocent face>
03-26-2007, 10:38 PM
Artelis

When the last post on a thread is twenty three days ago DON'T POST A NEW REPLY!
03-26-2007, 10:57 PM
Neruo

Quote:

Originally Posted by TweaK

I find it infuriating you even assume I fap![/b]

If you don't, you don't have a penis.

THAT IS HOW ALLAH INTENDED IT >: (
03-27-2007, 10:01 PM
bro

My father once came in when I was about to fap, beat the meat, pull the joystick, tickle my pickle...ya know. I had some porn open and he wanted to look behind a window that was covering it, he could see a bikini on the front page but that was it. I think he knew. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: