Im the king of new zealand, I eat small puppies for brunch...
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Im the king of new zealand, I eat small puppies for brunch...
You don't exist no more Carôusoul.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carôusoul
omg that is worse than when there were spirits watching us at the chat xD
Carou pwns arses
Taiba is going to rock.
I couldn't agree more xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Grod
So that means I get powers right.
Hmmm.
...hmmmmm...
.......hmmmmm....
...nop xD
I want Taiba robot pants since Sindred always denied me from having a pair. :?
I'm so starting my own...
Come join MoS.
I won't kill you this time, I promise.
Give lyinda a rocket launcher and lots of ammunition, and I could work on your request xD
OMG I'm getting corrupted xD
There is no spoon, bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kromoh
Light follows the contours of space. Gravity curves the contours of space. The rest is history.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grod
It sounds like you really, really love math.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seismosaur
Wait until you see my history textbook xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaught
Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaught
My chemistry teacher told me "You'll need to know physics, and it's too complicated for you anyway".:P
Strawberry Fields forever.
I watched the radish as it rolled slowly towards the edge of the table, unsure if its inertia would take it all the way. It hesitated, made one final revolution, and wobbled to a stop maddeningly close to the brink. I stood immobile, hoping it would somehow reanimate. The trail of water the radish had left behind began to bead with agonizing finality on the Formica expanse.
I sighed.
I had no choice, after all. I reached out and gently prodded the thing with the tip of my knife. It tipped towards the ledge, paused for one final moment, balancing perfectly on its side, and dropped from the counter.
It hit the floor with a satisfying thud, and Lucky trotted over to assess the situation. After a few brief sniffs, I heard the radish crunch sickeningly in his jaws. I turned back to my salad with resignation. I had had no choice. That radish was far too spherical for culinary use.
http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/e...ber/radish.jpg
Whoa. Emo.
uuuuuugh....I gots the flu.......uuuuuuuugh.......unless you wanna be puked on you better stay away........uuuuuuuuuuugh..........I can't even think without groaning........uuuuuuuuuuugh........
Didn't you get your flu shot buddy??
Hey. Why do they keep casting Jennifer Aniston in movies?? Don't they see the trend of every movie she's ever been in being a flop?
I thought "The Break Up" was pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
Yes I did, but the hospitals got the wrong kind of flu shot. The one they were expecting wasn't the kind that people got. So, useless.
Office Space is a great one. I don't know how it did at the box office, but it has become a Comedy Central legend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
Hrm, I'm in no mood to update anything connected to webs....