a guy walks it a bar with a monkey... i dont remember the rest but your mom is a whore
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a guy walks it a bar with a monkey... i dont remember the rest but your mom is a whore
They should have a pet library for people who like animals but don't want to make the commitment.
come take a ride on the Magic School Bus
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.
It’s true, you know.
lol, I'm totally invisible now. good luck seeing me while I'm invisible.
27 lb petrified dinosaur terd.
Do you mind?! I'm trying to vacuum the flying buttress!
"whatever comes into your head"
I could run there if you wish. Getting tired quicker is my only disadvantage - my strength is just like anyone else's.
Forsooth the misadventurish pianist, my dentist awaits within without the misbegotten suncloud. Poppycock, you uneducated imbecile, my aunt Bea knows better than a toad like Freebe!
i eat spam now
You've always won at that game, sir...Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
Jujy Fruit is better in the rain
Why do people throw their cigarettes out of their car windows? It litters up the roadside and chances catching stuff on fire. Smokers have ashtrays in their cars! Just open the ashtray, put the cigarette in it, and close the ashtray. What's the problem with doing that?
Merriam, I like where this is going.
Oooh! Suits you, sir.
Mentlegen.
diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedi edie
Boom.
The mark of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, while expecting a different result.
I guess I am insane... My golf swing has been repeated thousands of times, yet I expect that I can break 80.
Worse still, you play golf. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sesquipedalian
I wonder why 13 is pronounced "thirteen" rather than "onety-three".
one-ty three.
one two three.
Need I elaborate?
BACON!
Now that I have that out of my system, Really?
EDIT: nvm
Look at this stuff isn't it neat?
The 12.56 Werribee train will not run today. Passengers for Werribee, please flush yourself down the toilet.
Help, I swallowed my kitchen table and now the toad wants his share of the plutonium! What do I fry?Quote:
Originally Posted by Super Duck
Let's get ferschnickered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu