Type whatever comes into your head

I prow nonounce you wan, and mife. You may biss the kride.

(I love spoonerisms)

And I spove loonerisms.

OHHH MATRON!!

THERE ARE NO FISH THERE !!!

Spoonerize this: A tale of two cities.

That's right, Dean!

GODDAMNIT. New school, full of rich, smart, engaging, virtuous and idealistic people, all of them around their 20s, and all of them EXORBITANTLY HOT. Let's remember the fact that I do both boys and girls, so I'm double-fold suffocated by all the people at the zenith of their sexual life and formosity around me.

Nihilism
I dont know what that means, but I want to know how to pronounce it
LOLlipops in teh Roflcopters
roflmfaopmpstchasnamriitimdsol

I'm hungry, but I'm too lazy to go out and get food. Will somebody pick some food up for me and bring it here?

No, but I can food up some bring for you and pick it there.

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GODDAMNIT. New school, full of rich, smart, engaging, virtuous and idealistic people, all of them around their 20s, and all of them EXORBITANTLY HOT. Let's remember the fact that I do both boys and girls, so I'm double-fold suffocated by all the people at the zenith of their sexual life and formosity around me.

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The difference between having an ordinary experience with this school and its occupants and having an extraordinary experience is...just a little extra.

Give yourself that push, and stay gold ponyboy.

I gotta fuck that boy, as soon as tomorrow, or else...

Keep your desires to yourself, you raging pervert. No-one else wants to hear about them. Next you'll be publicly documenting your urinary movements.

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Keep your desires to yourself, you raging pervert. No-one else wants to hear about them. Next you'll be publicly documenting your urinary movements.

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I'm PMing you my favorite gay erotic literature.

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Originally Posted by paragon

Keep your desires to yourself, you raging pervert. No-one else wants to hear about them. Next you'll be publicly documenting your urinary movements.

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My sister always says she's desolated for some chocolate. Why can't I state I'm desperate for having a romantic encounter with my newest crush?

(kidding xD)

My 22-ish year old classmates from high school are getting married. Like.. wat... dah.. fuck.

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Nihilism
I dont know what that means, but I want to know how to pronounce it
LOLlipops in teh Roflcopters
roflmfaopmpstchasnamriitimdsol

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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Nihilism

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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Nihilism

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Nee-ee-lism or nee-hee-lism, according to my languages teacher.

The knights who say ni! Would never survive in the hood.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...dy-expects.jpg

It's not working today, boys.

.citehtap era sgnieb namuH


I hereby coin the word "nuhulism"

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Oooh! Suits you, sir.

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It's actually just "Oooh! Suit you, sir" as in "(That would) suit you, sir!" but everyone gets it wrong

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaannnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

witness me

Fudohipsters

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It's actually just "Oooh! Suit you, sir" as in "(That would) suit you, sir!" but everyone gets it wrong

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...Which was nice.

What kind of adjudication would cause a hamster to fly into the air?! rightly so