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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
I'm so tired, sore and worn out. Way too much walking, push-ups and other time wasters: every damn day.
college sucks! espacially engineering class!!!
= / :( :(:(
Baxter!!!!!! (I want chicken I want liver Meow Mix, Moew Mix please deliver)Quote:
Originally Posted by Snooze
(sung to Meow Mix jingle)
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana::banana:
Engineers at my uni hate their majors. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxfablisz713
Baxter I'm home!Quote:
Originally Posted by A dreamer168
What, you know I don't speak Spanish!
What?
You pooped in the refrigerator?
And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese?
How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.
How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
Will Farrel is teh secks
Best part of The Anchorman:
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet. [pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.
Godddd I use those quotes as often as possible in daily conversation!!!! :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography
I dont major engineering thankgod
Im just taking a engineering course, but it still sucks!
:( And it starts 650 am = /
I used to, but havent lately. I should start. Although... You know the part when they're walking to the suit store and Brick was supposed to be showing them a shortcut? And they're all like Brick are we almost there? And he's like OK! And then they ask if he even knows where he's going and he says Fantastic! Lol I say fantastic like that all the time!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
Omggg that's hilarious!! I also say "You better lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder... "Quote:
Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography
Honey, I've Never had Sex That Wasn't Awkward
See You Next Tuesday = Great Music
Nanana na nanana na nanana na nanana na naaaaa!
</part of a dream I had last night that involved french-english dictionaries, angry employees and cans of pop mistaken for alchohol> olol
Brick killed a guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
There was a horse. And a man on fire. And I killed a guy with a trident!
I'm Ron Burgandy, who are you?
Brian Fantana.
Champ Kinds.
Brian Fantana.
No you're Brick.
Hahaha, Ohhhhh and I kept joking around with Kyle on the phone last night and swearing and saying I had a dirty whorish mouth! Lol.
bacci ball
hey, eugene
yo, wakawakawaka
omg. (<<-- meant to be said as a word, not an abbreviation)
I could quote Anchorman all day....
Where did you get those clothes... from the toilet.. store..?
BELSHAHAH..
Como Esta Beeches!
I don't want sympathy, well-wishes, or pity. I just need to vent because I'm frustrated as hell right now.
* I'm hungry as hell but I don't want to eat. I actually bought a real meal last night but found a damn hair in it. That ruined that. In other news, there's an untouched meal in my trash can.
* I'm sleepy as hell but I don't want to sleep.
* I'm sore as hell all over but I can't keep from walking 3, 6, or 9 miles every day. I don't know how I still managed to smile and say hello to nearly every one I passed today. Even offered help to a troubled motorist.
* I've lost 22 pounds but I want to lose 40.
* I've got well more than a handful of thousands of dollars in my bank account but I want more.
* I work 6 or 7 days a week and I hate it.
* I've so much crap to do here at the house but I dread the thought of doing any of it.
* My roommate wanted to chat but I don't feel like being bothered.
* I'm used to dating beauty queens and getting screwed over every time but every one I'd really like to be with these days don't want shit to do with me. And the women I can be with I doesn't want anything to do with. So now no one's good enough for me: apparently. And visa-versa.
* There's a woman who's been after me hard for about a month now but she's not pretty enough or thin enough for me. Plus she's got two kids who are terrors. I loathe the thought. She's finally gotten pissed and gave up on me.
* A woman - whom I've kind of known for about a year now - and I asked each other out at the same time on Monday. I'll be seeing her tomorrow morning. We probably have a date on Sunday or Monday but I'm so f*cking callused that I can barely even get excited over it.
* I've a headache but I hate taking medications for such petty things.
* I've forgotten to remind myself just how wonderful life really is two days this week. (Note to self: life is wonderful.)
* I have a cousin who's slowly dying so I'm helping with a fund raiser for his schooling and medical expenses. He's what? 17? Yeah, something like that.
* I have another cousin in town from Virginia who wants to see me but I hate him because of things he's done to me.
* I have another commissioned portrait that I'm supposed to be drawing that I dread even starting.
* There's another woman who's been chasing me for years now to whom I wouldn't give the time of day even if she weren't married. Women suck @ss. Why can't anyone honor their marriage vows?
And besides all this petty bull crap, I deal with unrelenting extreme frustration and stress in my life that no one will ever understand because I won't talk about it: ever - to any one (No, I'm not a closet homosexual, killer or pervert).
And to top it off, the one thing that actually relieves my stress - besides a loving woman's arms - is smoking pot and I all but completely quit that almost two months ago. Before that, for the past two years or more, I've only smoked a hit or two a day, a few days a week. I still have some but don't feel like smoking any.
What the hell is wrong with me today? I need a real vacation but I feel guilty taking days off because people depend on me. So it has to be a very special occasion for me to miss a single day of work. Maybe I'll take a week or two off at the end of next month. But what the hell would I do? Nothing.
I kind of want to just lay down and cry but that would be too easy. There's more but, what's the use? I can't change it anyway.
*sigh*
Life really is wonderful :)
i just started writing an awesome song, about wanting to make a sandwich, but not knowing how.
i need help. :P
Hehe, lets hear the song, Pirate. (Or rather, see the lyrics)
does it go a-something like:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pirate
peanutbutter jelly
peanutbutter jelly
peanutbutter jelly with a baseball bat!
i wanna make a sandwich!
i wanna make a sandwich!
i wanna make a sandwich!
i wanna make a sandwich!
i waNNA MAKE A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW!!
I WANNA MAKE A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW!!
I WANNA MAKE A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW!!
I WANNA MAKE A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW!!
I WANNA MAKE A SANDWICH
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOOOOW!!!
thats all i have
(guitar goes sumtin like this:)
|------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------5--------------9-|
|---555565(x4)---555565-3----555565-9-7-|
|---333343(x4)---333343--(x4) 333343-7---|
2 second spaces when you repeat
(man,writin guitar tabs is long and hard!)
^ spent more time typin all that, than writing the song. but its going triple platinum so who cares.