Wait, is that actually a subtle way of telling us that he just had a sex change?
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Wait, is that actually a subtle way of telling us that he just had a sex change?
I'd like to change my sex: from no to yes.
I just ate Chinese food with a fork. I feel so dirty :?
:cry: she died...
I have a really big ball, I'm not sure how to use it :?.
Only one? :shock: Well, it's not the ball so much as the noodly bit above it...
Oh, you meant like an inflatable ball.
Yeah, of course :paranoid:...
Have you tried using a cactus?
P.S. Life is wonderful :mrgreen:
For as long as I can remember, my Uncle (Mom's brother) has had this stupid obsession with showing "how strong his grip is". I have no clue why but, he's always done so to me, my brothers, male cousins, Mom's husband. Every single time - without fail - that one of us sees him and shake goodbye, he feels that he must squeeze our hand until he about breaks it. It's not that he shake hard, he's just trying to say "Hey look, I could turn your hand to dust if I really wanted to."
Needless to say, we all HATE shaking his hand because we're sick of it. He holds on and crushes it until you finally cave in and show pain or just "cry" for mercy. He's always pissed us off for that very reason.
I went to Orlando for a birthday function for my Grandma's (Mom's Mom) 75th yesterday. Well, as we were about to depart we all, of course, had to shake the fucker's hand. My brothers and cousins were first. And as expected, he crushed their hands to "prove" something (don't know what he's proving but, whatever).
My turn was last. I've been wondering how I'd fare this time. We took grip and he squeezed hard. Then harder, then harder... But, I squeezed hard, then harder, then harder... I was able to match the bastard's gripping power. I felt no pain. In fact, I think he was struggling more than I was. His hand came out beet red and his pride was black and blue.
I guess the past 10 months or so of my fitness, exercise and strength training has paid off. I finally beat him at his own game. Yes, I fuckin' rule. The tough guy had to lick his wounds after he found out that I'm as strong as he is now.
It was a little victory - and certainly not why I've been working on myself lately. But damn, it was so sweet. After a lifetime of him thinking he's some sort of superhuman bad-ass, it totally held my own, even when nobody else could. :boogie:
Yes, it was beautiful indeed. Fuck yeah.
Pshaw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaught
Grip strength is one of the easiest things to build up and maintain. My uncle would do that, sometimes, so I got my brother's hand-grip and started doing reps of 25-100 squeezes a few times a day. (I increased the number each day.) Between that and push-ups, I could out-grip him in a week and a half. The push-ups did it more than the hand-grip, though. It's all in the forearm muscles.
Still, it's irritating when somebody is egotistical enough to make a 'thing' of it. My uncle wasn't that way, he only did it with me and my brother, and it was just a friendly little competitive thing. I was just tired of being the weak one. :mrgreen:
What a lovely evening with a lovely woman. Too bad she leaves for a month on Friday.
That's just it. But I'm glad I was able to finally put him in his place. Even nicer was that everyone was there watching. One small grip for man - one giant grip for mankind :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
I've been using the gripper things too, 200 reps several times a day (and lots of push-ups: 20 reps several times a day). Though it did take me awhile to get there. I remember when 20 was tiring.
I also enjoyed that everyone noticed and commented on my slimmer weight. It makes me feel like all the hard work has been worth it :D
I didn`t even sleep last night, stupid school crap... I`m too tired to even insult it properly!
Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?
-patience
I have a "pair" of bras.
Poor Spart.
I'm at work and no one gives a crap about my existence. PARTAAAYYY!!
My left lympnode is ready to asplode in my mouth :(.
Want I should head to the -- well, head -- and do so immediately, Mes? :P
I just couldn't resist that for some reason...
God damn I get those ALL THE TIME!!! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Seismosaur
:rolllaugh: MoS
I went to the doctor with mine once as though I had cancer or something it swelled up that much :oops: :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Seismosaur
Yea, it sucks :(.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
I just hope it doesn't actually burst. Then i'd have to go to the hospital :wtf2:. ...:(
I very much doubt that. Have you had a swollen lymph node before? Take some advil or tylenol, it will help!
Though very busy... The Weird One manages to find time to realize this much. The true reason she can never remember correr is "to run" is because it is so similar to correo [In her view] "post-office" no wonder the sports chapter made no sense at all!
My post count has gone down... To exactly 3000 - Weird...
And I quote fro ma friend "I can't hold the guys' balls in my left hand...."
Hmm... I wonder what it refers to?
Or the antibiotic i was prescribed? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
:bump:
This thread is a little too low on the board for my taste...
/me is looking forward to Sunday :D