Yeah I've heard of some dihydrogen monoxide being flavored. This is an outrage! Its attempting to lure in little kids to a life of addiction.
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It has recently been reported that San Francisco Giants All-Star, Barry Bonds, has tested positive for DHMO. League action has yet to be taken and the matter is being investigated. If convicted, Bonds could face up to a 2 week suspension for testing positive to the performance enhancing chemical.
but fire fighters use it to stop forest fires
no dont say "without dhmo there wouldnt be any forest"
I'm scheduled for a drug test tomorrow. I'm really worried that my urine will test positive for "the D" (Dihydrogen Monoxide). Is there anything I can do to purge it beforehand?
Eat a lot of salt. It wont get rid of all of it, but it will decrease the amount pressent in the urine.
Also, cut back on your intake of D.
not a good idea. Chances are his is contaminated.
See how one is paler. That one contains the most ...
Is every youth doing this stuff? What is the world coming to?
even unborn people have it in them
It even killed the entire world once, well, almost.
GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!! Dihydrogen Monoxide gas contributes 95% of greenhouse gasses!!!! Down with DHMO!!!!!!!!!!!
Go get your own facts =P
People don't get a joke do they?
Man if the ydon't know what it is, they'll just just google it -.-
We should oulaw joke spoilers, oh yeah we should
maybe we should make a thread on the oxygen-hydrogen acid?