Thread: Should we outlaw this killer substance?

Originally Posted by LBT Petrie

Yeah I've heard of some dihydrogen monoxide being flavored. This is an outrage! Its attempting to lure in little kids to a life of addiction.

So true. They also add sugar to flavoured dihydrogen monoxide! The companies that do this are posing a threat to today's children's health!

But... it's just sooooo gooooooood...

Originally Posted by arby

Why do ppl seem to think we don't get it?

We know you do, but you aren't supposed to tell those who don't

believe me, there are people who don't know.

Originally Posted by Keeper

We know you do, but you aren't supposed to tell those who don't

believe me, there are people who don't know.

Yeah. I want there to be someone who comes up with a uselessly long post asking what it is.

Originally Posted by LBT Petrie

Yeah. I want there to be someone who comes up with a uselessly long post asking what it is.

Someone made a really long serious post in the "we must put an end to lucid dreaming" thread. I can't remember who it was though.

I hope there'll be someone like that in this thread too.

Originally Posted by Identity X

Dream Views users are not stupid.

Hi, welcome to Dreamviews.

It has recently been reported that San Francisco Giants All-Star, Barry Bonds, has tested positive for DHMO. League action has yet to be taken and the matter is being investigated. If convicted, Bonds could face up to a 2 week suspension for testing positive to the performance enhancing chemical.

but fire fighters use it to stop forest fires

no dont say "without dhmo there wouldnt be any forest"

I'm scheduled for a drug test tomorrow. I'm really worried that my urine will test positive for "the D" (Dihydrogen Monoxide). Is there anything I can do to purge it beforehand?

Eat a lot of salt. It wont get rid of all of it, but it will decrease the amount pressent in the urine.

Also, cut back on your intake of D.

Originally Posted by skysaw

I'm scheduled for a drug test tomorrow. I'm really worried that my urine will test positive for "the D" (Dihydrogen Monoxide). Is there anything I can do to purge it beforehand?

Yea, just drink 2 gallons of water. Supposedly that clears your system.:p

Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming

Yea, just drink 2 gallons of water. Supposedly that clears your system.:p

No, Not even water can clear your system of DHMO. You're screwed. Now you gotta get one of your friend's urine samples.

not a good idea. Chances are his is contaminated.

See how one is paler. That one contains the most ...

Is every youth doing this stuff? What is the world coming to?

Originally Posted by LBT Petrie

Is every youth doing this stuff? What is the world coming to?

Even the elderly, my friend, even the elderly.

even unborn people have it in them

It even killed the entire world once, well, almost.

Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming

It even killed the entire world once, well, almost.

You know, the power of satire lies in the mocking of things that are true.

Originally Posted by Identity X

You know, the power of satire lies in the mocking of things that are true.

Or, it was a satire satirizing the belief in that event. My comedy extends to a much deeper level than you are capable of understanding. Praise me!!!

GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!! Dihydrogen Monoxide gas contributes 95% of greenhouse gasses!!!! Down with DHMO!!!!!!!!!!!

Go get your own facts =P

Originally Posted by arby

Go get your own facts =P

what do you mean?

People don't get a joke do they?

Man if the ydon't know what it is, they'll just just google it -.-

We should oulaw joke spoilers, oh yeah we should

Originally Posted by Kromoh

We should oulaw joke spoilers

I know, man, and people ruined this threat early on. We could have really had some people fooled.

maybe we should make a thread on the oxygen-hydrogen acid?