Bumpety bumpety bump bump, hump hump.
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Bumpety bumpety bump bump, hump hump.
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I am bad, I am evil, I AM MOJO JOJOJOJOJOJOJO
If I could explain to you the idiosyncrasies of child raising then you might pull out the goat from behind your thong. I know you may be afraid of the implications behind barn falling but whats that is that and there is no way octagonal it!
The patio's leaking, again, Maurice. That means you have to fill it up again.
Oh no no, that's my mupy
If I were a donkey, in which i am not, mayonaise would become oddly attracted to the cloudy sky. But then, if the world were green, what the hell would the world think if the ctrus root trees ate the dark wtaer in the pail of crap? It's all blimey and slimey, and he citrus root trees click next thread on HUGE keyboards. Isn't this crazy? NO! IT"S FRIGGEN BOOKS!
One can't even liquidate a weasel at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx
Wow! I remember this. I loved it but ... I never posted in it after my little rant of senselessness ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
I don't recall why. Anywho, I'll try again:
The molecular disaster moves the bucket-wife through the flesh-flea. Your profile moans across the planted carpet, blitzing us with quarks and a creamed circle. How will the choir behave with corn? Man of Steel controls the fate if the Starfish.
You would do well not to lap dance on the toad's stool. I tried to tell you but if you insist I wont include you tomarro as the sun rises and the blonde falls. There was a fifty fourty chance that you would be going left. You see we are both going left, and since you have to go right, I'm afraid your going to have to start getting scared now rather than later.
I'm afraid not, do you have any other way to contact him?
right....you people scare me i little....
anywho
The rabbit converses with the tree as the sun climbs into the pond.The seas rage at the rug and the cloud sends lily flowers to the pizza.As the sun swam a heron stole the rug and the lilies wilted as the rabbit spoke.Carriage wheels grind the hammer and doorknobs unlock keys to fish in the t.v.
If anyone actually understands that they are very good at this.
Whales sometimes moan when fishermen poke them in the gills, because moss grows out in the Spring. Then, when the time is right, NASCAR driver Willie Randolph comes and oils it's trout stain. The whale graduated crap school, so as it was being lubed by the loaf of bread, I was watching a book do the worm. And then, when my TV switched banks, It started to date Mes. Then she slapped it's cover, and he went to the bookstore and sold himself to the moss that flew back to the whale, while it moaned about the fisherman poking it.
That might be white.Quote:
Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx
No fish. That would skadoodle a Slevimev tyrone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grod
Whizzy fornication gefällts Steelman gut? I can see where you're jizzing from. Mine too are like small deaths, but only inversely proportional to Kronos, unless it involves the woman of iron.Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
Man may liquidate them? Surely their shiny projections inhibit it. This is indeed bamboozling. I want to read on their phallussies.Quote:
Originally Posted by •Neko•
Looks like someone needs to shave the kettle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fli2JM3DZck
Trust me, the Aphex Twins taste great!
I need some bold.
Okay.
Tesco bold or Sainsburys bold?
I need some italics
"Good luck ma'am. How is your plumber this fine morning?" I said to the squirrel across the river. "He's dead thank you!" she chortled with her handbag down her skirt. I swore at her, cocked my badger and strolled on down the motorway. A few days later I came across a fat possum wearing a smart suit. His spade said that he was called Honk. I tickled him on the foot and he coughed remorsefully. I hopped on. When I destroyed the palace I saw Mrs Tiddler eating a plank of wood. She said she was eating it for the sharp pain that came with it. I gave her my old leg and she told me it was very flat and deflated.
I crawled towards the computer programmer in hope of stealing some Australian boulders. They had already walked off but there were some ill soldiers sitting on the shelf. I said, "Hello" to them. Then, I took them to the North Pole to sleep and told them I had herpes on my ear. How exciting!
Spoiler for Where That Came From ^:
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Why is there so much jam in this thread? You must make it look white for goodness sake! Otherwise it's just too happy.
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Arise to the aquarium and tell daffodil I want to marry the planets. Can not the can opener close what is far? Advertise generals in the night when winos of deep oceans tease all of the solar salad. Then put infinity to sleep before the houses melt out of the laughter in the soaking dusk of Andromeda.
the seed of all keyboards must attack the hill during a foggy star while the happiness freezes cheerios in molten lava.thermometers and band aids are the easiest ways to feed a zebra.hallowed hollow hills drive beneath the closet when cereals mix with trees and popcorn must fly.lamps grow in caterpillars when smoke shields your tounge and fire swims to earth to find a glimpse of a star catching a discus of mellow auras.
(these actually have meaning to them and i invite you to try to unravel my mind.)
I am becoming a fan of the drunk posts of the Dream Views drunk thread author known as Jrels. I invited him to join us in here. I present here to you his latest entry...
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Originally Posted by Jrels
i wonder about alice sometimes i mean.....following a rabbit down a hole i mean geez what was that girl thinking....:P.....sorry im bored.
The real question is,
Does the universe have a swirl fetish or something?
The answer is, Yes. Yes it does...
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