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Originally Posted by -Blakren-
No please spew, spew all u want
"No thank you" said the mute who I met in the park..... cabbages, tomatoes, eggs, coffee
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Originally Posted by -Blakren-
No please spew, spew all u want
"No thank you" said the mute who I met in the park..... cabbages, tomatoes, eggs, coffee
And bacon... you can't forget about bacon. I heard it goes well with happiness and glass pudding... yum!
Happiness is a wine u can get drunk on and still never have ur fill
While the rocking horse smiled at the nun's erection and neighed during the devil's prayer, he penetrated Kathryn's great void from the crane that peers at the surly fishes in a tank of sandy towels. Rodeo clowns can't do math and pregnant lepricauns' bad breath melts into the eternal rainbow of different colors like hightop and penn on compton roustabouts with angry chimps taunting gooks. Introspective anger blossoms only wilt when exposed.
Leprechauns can too kill rodeo clowns! It just takes four rodeo clowns and a quarter of a hostesss cupcake. Then the monkey takes the stolen watch and does the job for them. Eventually, the monkey gets tire3d of helping the rocking horse and leprechauns, and goes back in time to assasinate his ancestors. Ancistors? Ansis. ansc.. monkeys of which he is a descendant.
Anyway, happiness is overrated. Apathy is a whine on which you can get drunk and already have a hangover, but because you are apathetic about it, the spanish main brings gold to your pantalones, el pantalones de el... I used to know the word for monkey in spanish. So that it was possible to say "you soy un monkey en mis pantalones;." Monkeys are the randomness win. If they really want a random numbers generator, they'd get a bunch of monkeys drunk, teach 'em how to play darts, and put 'em in a room where the walls are covered in numbers. And the floor. and each monkey is assigned a number, becaus eyou know they're goiong to try and see who can throw darts at the other most accurately,. Unless only hiumans are that stupid. ANyway, time for a randomness break. Cheerio, and off to saniity!
The banana slipper of procreation knows how to debunk a downtrodden footstool. It won't tell the Frenchman's golden q-tip because there is no Vitamin Z in toothpaste (it's but a ruse to shrink the everlasting refrigeration unit). The answer to purple is but another quadratic television.
Why ever did you let me keen sandles get wet in the moon? That you mean though whatever snow you fish in MY HOUSE?? This is beer and apples not going to pants the sky. All oily tree eat monsters scare my television and that but he then also IT!
I found the following picture to be funny.
http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spir...b7330_full.jpg
I found the following picture to be funny.
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Scary_Street.jpg
I found the following picture to be funny.
http://lh4.ggpht.com/goldhck/R9N98Rt...anana+fish.jpg
IT'SOVERUNDER 9000!
http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/o...und/mark75.jpg
I should have made a thread for this pic, but ill just post it here.
Yes you SHOULD HAVE
BuuuuaaaaaaaaaaHahAhaHAHAHHAHhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA THE TRUE MARK75 IS REVEALED
MoS, this thread makes no fucking sense!!!!
Ha...JK.
Join the party. You know you want to.
Me...?
I so, I am not a fan of partys, ecsepailly ones with spandex....
This thread has lost whatever value it once held to me. It was meant to be a place to post dadaism and senseless prose. Now it has degraded into mindless and childish nonsense.
Oh well, let's go have tea with the unsuspecting unicorn! He'll never have whittled around a castrated Hawaiian beaver before, and certainly won't know what a cantaloupe cocktail with yarn in is meant to do to one's pituatary gland!
MoS you make to fucking sense!!!!!
What fucking language is it, Fairy shit....
Ha Just kidding...
:P
I had a class can bean worms dog lick two okay freed pork(posterous).
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This thread reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
This thread is win btw :V
The spandex party was going swimmingly, when out of the cloudy blue sky, the crackers dropped! Thousands of them! Flying through the air with the greatest of ease, like a man on a flying trapeze.
I thought about speaking like an auzy, or perhaps some other strange dialect, but here I am, a stone above water. Skip skip skip. When will it end. Forever I am, forever I was. No dream in this life. No life with this dream. Open eyes closed lips. Memories over nothing. The death of a dog...how sad.
Waking up in a prison with mills and forests is something-- BREAK OUT run run oh noes all around me are waffle cakes.
Jen locked us in? Nah, watching tv would have gotten us out. JS found the silhouette of those mechanoid keys on the apparatus until his father needed a transplant.
I know of a man that suffers from 'testicular elephantitis.'
he is in great pain, he needs your help, and only you can prevent forest fires.
Coming home from his night out, he had just finished watching X-men 2, and was anticipating the final installment.
Turning the corner just in time to see the bullet heading straight for his forehead, dakunesu's last thoughts were: "Could Magneto manipulate 'balls of steel'?"
If I was in need of a drink of apple pumpkins, I would most definitley go to the Germans. Don't worry, the dogs there aren't cats so they shant spit on your shoes. But the antelope should be a concern, as they are known to leap over to Switzerland. That won't bother you though, because when you wear a wind-breaker you are immune to the apparent wildfires.