A pox on you, Man of Universal.
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A pox on you, Man of Universal.
No, no, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.Quote:
Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration
- niversal
I pick the auditory eye from the unearthed field.
LO_LEG_NINE
Fish ice cream
Mazzershippe
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Mark75
No not another Prospero. He brings death in his pink nail gun. It is toted by pink nails. I' had an island for dessert today. Hawaiii, to be exact and the pimples exploded. By which, I mean my pants. They wiggled. But, I caught them. What made this day different from any other? .................................................. ...........PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was once a man from Canto
He licked it all up 'till the pronto.
And there were funny ladies
In lap dance kittens cases
until it all came-- FOOD!
standing on a rock..over looking the mountain tops
a soft breeze transports the smell of fresh hops
the sun's last strength is glowing red in the sky
and the clouds, filled with electricity
who do you see?
I see Waldo...with a couple of hoes. His new deer Bambi is there too.
Nobility among vacuum cleaners is unexpected by the finicky Society of Alamo Hemlocks. They suggest rubbing the thorax of a wild floppy disk until rendered meticulous. Only a semi-automatic aluminum cow can redeem the voluptuous febrile giraffe seed from its chortling purple woe.
Now that is something I might get tattooed on my forehead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abra
I know just how many speedbumps to put on the bottom of the ocean floor like if you were riding a cocaine addicted seahorse named Seabiscuit. I am mezmerising in the way that an old lady falling down the stairs stuns and amazes even the smallest of midgets. Also, throwing firecrackers out the window at seagulls and extreme snowball throwers is dangerous when it is 85 degrees outside with a 30% chance of rain.
Now that you feel completely retarded and somewhat entertained I can just get to the really bad news.
There is no bad news. What a great feeling. You think I'm going to tell you something really bad, but then it turns out so positive! How excellent! You collected the Kokori Sword! Pwnage.
If you feed a windowsill to a frog it doesn't turn into a prince, rather it turns into a purple unicorn.
This unicorn, if hit several times with a metal bat magically turns into a dead purple unicorn. A carpet-eater is an unfair insult, because what about homeless people? Sometimes they actually have to eat carpet. If a tree falls in the forest, it doesn't matter if it makes a sound, the sound of the chainsaw cutting it down is louder. lol at environmental damage. Old people smell like old people. Confusing. A pool filled up with Jello is the same as a temporary trampoline for really light people, or a temporary snack for really fat people.
" I can't believe it's not butter" is even harder for indecisive people. Pixie stix are the equivalent to cocaine in a middle school.
Ronald McDonald is the biggest tool on the face of the earth.
It suckin fucks, it fuckin sucks, and I don't like it.
You encounter a fleet of bombers.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nkers_Ju87.jpg
What will you do?
1. Air guitar solo
2. Pretend to be tending the flowers
3. Call Action Bastard
4. Fax letter of resignation
5. Quit game.
No write in votes will be counted. Ficus will not be a senator.
The boy (boy) and the dog (dog) will be collectively and henceforth known as boy and dog(boy and dog).
Here is a pictoral representation of the boy and dog(boy and dog):
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1...803_MEDIUM.jpg
- Regards
I HAVE NO PATIENCE AT THE MOMENT. BE WARY, VERY VERY EARY. stuff
Dog (dog) is now know as blob (dog).
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...andhisblob.jpg(dog)
I will tale yo-yo what what's up over in down up town inn outlet center outside town house clown. Is it that what that it is Isis icing skating cake bake date lake lay yay inn hay eh? Oh, Kay O., okay. K.O. Know O. you owe no Chai O co-kino in no Kokomo Inn okie Ann a cuckie cow bow bell bowl ball bail bill.
Don't do that, I'm epileptic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grod
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Originally Posted by Grod
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Originally Posted by Mark75
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Originally Posted by Universal Mind
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