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Originally Posted by Grod
Communist!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
Nuh uh! It was a geniune miracle!
There's a virus in South Africa that's spreading to the USA! It's called the "beehive fever" and has already claimed 23 lives in Colorado, where it was first reported here! Be careful of your children, they're most susceptible!
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/02/21/next.flu.vaccine.ap/index.html
Imagine a machine...a machine capable of doing things you might have never imagined.
It would make animals digging to their death, instinctively trying to escape the new world. It would force the trees and plants to unroot themselves and wilt to dust. Oceans drained, and rivers stopped. The wind would not blow and the god of thunder himself could not make himself noticed. Buildings would eventually fall and eliminate seasons such as fall.
But we, humans, would be oblivious of the change, and be happy.
:eek:
In fact, we didn't care for a story.
I'm glad you liked it.
C:>I'm glad you liked it.
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Lo and behold! Inside the aroused elephant's cocktail umbrella is a lone eyelash, belonging to the most emotive sweatshop worker of them all. Now, all fungal inhabitants of the giant clam must dance the chupacabra twice: once during the perennial sunrise over the fifth leper of Madagascar, again after the twinkling frond's sonata of silicon juice, and lastly, but not leastly, just before twelve holy velociraptors form an irregular octagon inscribed in a sock. Fated hairdryers never crossed the Milky Way, for they were too busy drinking the courageous ghosts of flightless moose calves who had strayed too close to the undead female staircase.
Will the triple A battery ever find true love within a latex glove?
How predictable, Elaine.
It is the nature of all polydactyl tubifex worms, my lactase-filled friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grod
Czechoslovakia exists!
What!? Let me see those documents...
It's a common fallacy to assume the position(and positron, henceforth) of redundancy with your thesis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abra
You see....
Forget it, you're too young, you wouldn't understand anyway.
Hear that, God?!
We are more than a machine.
Once the espressomachine starts talking I will bow to it. Until that day I know my name. Questions are not available at this moment. The symmetry lives. Flowing as it is, nothing else will be, for nothing else is.
You Better You Bet
You better you better you bet.
You better you better you bet.
You better you better you bet.
You better you better you bet.
I call you on the telephone my
voice too rough with cigarettes.
I sometimes feel I should just go home
but I'm dealing with a memory that never forgets
I love to hear you say my name
especially when you say yes
I got your body right now on my mind
but I drunk myself blind to the sound of old T-Rex,Mmmmm
To the sound of old T-Rex oh,and Who's Next
Chorus:
When I say I love you you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I need you you say you better
You better you better you bet
You better bet your life
Or love will cut you,cut you like a knife
I want those feeble minded axes overthrown
I'm not into your passport picture, I just like your nose
You welcome me with open arms and open legs
I know only fools have needs, but this one never begs
I don't really mind how much you love me
Ooh, a little is alright
When you say
come over and spend the night
Tonight
Tonight
Chorus:
When I say I love you, you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I need you, you say you better
You better you better you bet
You better bet your life
Or love will cut you,cut you like a knife
I lay on the bed with you
We could make some book of records
Your dog keeps licking my nose
And chewing up all those letters
Saying "you better"
You better bet your life
You better love me, all the time now
You better shove me back into line now
You better love me, all the time now
You better shove me back into line now.
I showed up late one night
with a neon light for a Visa
But knowing I'm so eager to fight
can't make letting me in any easier
I know I been wearing crazy clothes
and I look pretty crappy sometimes
But my body feels so good
and I still see the rays of light everytime.
And when it comes to all night living
I know what I'm giving
I've got it all down to a tee
And it's free.
Chorus:
When I say I love you, you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I need you, you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I love you, you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I need you, you scream you better,Ooooo!
You better you better you bet
When I say I love you, you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I need you, you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I love you, you say you better
You better you better you bet
When I say I need you, you scream you better
You better you better you bet
You better bet your life
Or love will cut you, just like a knife
When I fell into that fissure I knew the book wouldn't be destroyed as I had hoped.
The key is gelly with only a pinch of a conture curve.
Reality is bent. I tried to walk across it but tripped on some outcasts who were of a peculiar shade of green.
Listen up, idiots, and listen good.
There is not a problem in Central.
Don't believe that. It's a reversal -- as in "grandoise plan" as you probably already figured out.
SHUT (DOWN OR UP)!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
Why not left or right?Quote:
Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration
Joxer the Mighty
Roams through the countryside
He never needs a place to hide
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long
He's Joxer! Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin
If you're in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free)
He's every man's trusty
He's every woman's fantasy
Plus, he's good company
Look out! (Golly, gee)
It's Joxer! Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer! Joxer the Mighty!
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In other news, the chimney of Norway has undergo incomprehensibly drastic changes to it's stash of bakers. Or at least the guru thinks it is true. It's gained a hole (where the pencil goes in) to receive a crispness of quantities. Well, as they say, a rabbits foot is worth a 1000 words. Or was that a bear's paw? Sometimes the movies in the mass frequencies of brown spots aren't worthy of my praise. But on other occasions, I do seem to enjoy endorsing the bread with motor oil. Usually for my first meal of the week, actually. It seems our air time is shorting out. I'm greatly honored to grasp your scent on plenty!
If the flame is blue, chew on the muffler.
That's an interesting thought. I never would have surmised that I could think in such a logical fashion as I now display. Yet how can I apply this to some meaningful venue of real life? No; I will be entrapped into continuing my feeble routines without leaving any mark on the world. Even should I succeed in providing the solution to this unknown equation; it will fall short from a lack of originality.
I think that's a good combo to give Marco, Gestalt. :)
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playground
in a daze
etc.