Hey kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs. Unless you don't give two shits about your future career.
Hey kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs. Unless you don't give two shits about your future career.
LMAO hahahaha :rolllaugh:
He even managed to pass!
That's the funniest thing I've see all week...
LMFAO! My God.
That was...there isn't even a sufficient enough word to describe the hilarity of that shit. :rolllaugh:
Oh My Sweet God, That is one of the funniest things ever.
Brilliant! That was great, thanks for the link...
That's just wrong. I'll bet that guy's father is a figure of authority at the college or something. This is how we get incompetent douchebags like Bush in high-up places.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartiate
It might be funnier if it was clever, but it was mostly random blather interspersed with expletives.
Omggggg!!!! :rolllaugh: What kind of pussy of a teacher actually gave him a passing grade??!?!
I think the comedy is more in the idea that he actually turned that in, and that it was "seriously" graded, than the content, itself. :chuckle:Quote:
Originally Posted by thegnome54
True dat, true dat. :rolllaugh:
That's what's sad, to me. Perhaps only because I am myself still worming my way through the education system, and I know many people who have to work hard for their grades.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
At the risk of sounding uptight, this is just slightly disturbing for some reason. The teacher obviously had to go through it and had to give him a passing grade because of some corrupt political reasons. I guess it's hard to watch the edges of the system the first twenty years (or more) of your life go into rotting away. The same system which happens to be responsible for keeping our society from the ever-looming threat of mass ignorance.
I know I might seem to be blowing this out of proportion, but it's more what this represents than what this particular example contains. I know that most colleges accept a fair amount of students because of connections, and this too adds to my sensitivity. A lot of worthy students get turned down because of dicks like this guy, who don't even appreciate their education. :?
/rant
Word. I hear that.^
*nods nods*
Such is life! Now take a deep breath and put that smile back on your face.Quote:
Originally Posted by thegnome54
Wonderful, blissful to read :)
To be fair, I've done my share of stupid essays. When I moved to my new school, they made me take a freshman earth science class (instead of AP Physics). I was understandably irritated, and when it came time to do a "research project", I wrote a ridiculous essay about corn milling. I've pasted an excerpt for anyone who wants a taste.
Spoiler for Excerpt from essay:
I got a 98. :chuckle:
Wow if you guys actually bought that you're pretty damn gullible. The teacher can't even spell "too" correctly? It's obviously fake. Faker than the 2 girls 1 cup essay, which is actually alot more clever...
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/e...4173508ib6.jpg
It "could" be real, but then again even if it's not it's still funny as hell. Also, very nice 2 girls 1 cup essay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aquanina
Always something positive from thegnome... >.>Quote:
Originally Posted by thegnome54
OMG, 2Girls1Cup...defies words. I never knew a pornographic film could be broken down intellectually.
Well, that's ironic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
Just expressing my opinion. I tried to explain as best I could, oh well. :)
:laughhard: That just made my day! And I though I could make a worse essay (real or not)! The whole thing is riddled with stupidity and has a random feel to it, kind of like The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Man, 2Girls1Cup....that's just wrong. 'Nuff said.
err, thegnome, who the hell says this was a college paper? Probably some middle school...
That's what I thought it was when I read it. I somehow can't see how someone who wrote this was ever able to get into college. Then again, maybe it's one them bribing type things that gnome was talking about.
Yeah, because teachers never ever make spelling errors. Obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aquanina
Bush isn't my president = funny :PQuote:
Originally Posted by thegnome54
Oh, and I've done my fair share of weird papers like yours, just not nearly as vulgar as this one... My end of year English written exam from two years ago was a battle plan for the invasion of New Zealand.
I've frequently corrected my language teachers... In any case, bursting bubbles is wrong :pissed:!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aquanina