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...is the best sex.
And what would that be my dear? Why don't you show me... you can tie me up and bake me one of your special muffins :cookiemonster:
Heeeeey, wait a minute, that title was just a cheap trick to get us in here.
I don't see any evil sex.
Where's my evil sex?!
If somebody doesn't give me evil sex in the next 10 minutes, I'm outta here.
You will likely never make love again. :(
Would a Voldemort/Dumbledore slash be considered evil sex?
Burn that mental image down. ;)
Eww...though Bellatrix was hawt. Bald Voldemort, twisted baby Voldemort or back-of-Quirrel's-head Voldemort?
We need to get this mental image perfect.
Voldemort...like from Order of the Phoenix. I cannot deny I find his evil power to be quite alluring, during his fight with Dumbledore I wanted some of that. When he shatters all the glass in the ministry it made me tingly in all the right places. Though, it could also be because I find Ralph Fiennes to be quite sexy and a stellar actor.
And Bellatrix is uber sexah. Plus Helena Bonham Carter is my favorite actress atm.
Together they are unstoppably sexilicious. You KNOW they have hot evil sex. Plus she's married and he's alot older than her. So it's evil AND scandalous...and that's about as hot as sex can get. Do I have issues or what!? Haha...
I do not deny it. :P
Hmmm...I say we kidnap Bonham Carter and Ralph Fiennes and make the greatest YouTube video EVAR.
We can do it, Nina. You know we can. Get Seeker on the case.
Screw that! I say we break into the costume department and uh..hmm...nevermind! :shock:
Seriously though, I totally want to cosplay Bellatrix, how fun would that be. But I'd need someone to cosplay Sirius Black for me. Because that's just a must. And evil cousin sex is extremely scandalous hot sex too... O_o
Where is your fanfic? We're all waiting, Nina. :P
I can't believe we've been talking about Harry Potter sex and I haven't mentioned Fleur yet. :?
Nothing like what I expected. They removed most of the Veela stuff though, so she was a fairly different character. :?
I think the film one was hawter, the book one mildly more amusing. It's fun to laugh at French people. :)
Yeah Fleur was a disappointment in the films. They could've found a much hotter actress for the role.
And as far as evil sex goes, good call on Voldy and Bella. They would be IT! :twisted:
But for me, I don't think I'm cut out for "evil sex". Fun and somewhat rough, yeah ok, but "evil"?? hmm, don't know about that... :hrm:
Lol...evil doesn't necessarily have to be rough or S&M or anything like that. That's definitely not what I had in mind. I just think evil sex is alot more lustful and hotter, since evil people are usually portrayed as being passionate, powerful, beautiful, etc. so their sex should be that much hotter, lol. I dunno I could be crazy... ;)
Have you seen Braham Stoker's Dracula? That is some hot evil vampire sex...lol...and Gary Oldman...omg...hotness
All the best evil villains are powerful, stylish, slick and sexy. Clearly evil sex is going to be hawter than goody sex.
Harry Potter and Hermione, or Voldemort and Bellatrix? Obv. :twisted:
:) i love vampires
But, in the harry potter series, i call Snape. NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE HIM HES MINE!
And i call Richard Roxburg, Count Dracula, from the Vanhelsing Movie *sighs dreamily*
Im going to have a nice threesome going on.. Anyone care to join?
Hmm...with vampire sex, who would do the sucking? :?
Oh, and:
http://static.twoday.net/derwahnsinn...Lestrange-.jpg
But:
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/im...1165602663.jpg
More glittery kind of evil? She almost almost made Golden Compass worth watching.
But arnt Vampires generally ugly?