granted, but now your a hypocrite and you now post confusing wishes
i wish theoneirologist wasn't a hypocrite
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granted, but now your a hypocrite and you now post confusing wishes
i wish theoneirologist wasn't a hypocrite
Granted. I gave away my hypocrisy to you so that now you are the confusing one. Take that.
I wish that I'll get some Stephen LaBerge books for Christmas.
granted, but you are dissapointed to find out they are stephens personal books of nude self photos.
i wish my girlfriend would come back to me
granted, but she came back to slap you
i wish it was winter
granted, but it is a nuclear winter resulting from world war three and most of Earth's inhabitants are dead.
i wish it would stop snowing.
granted there is no more precipitation of any kind and the world completely runs out of fresh water in a week
I wish I had a ps3
Granted, but you don't have a controller or games.
I wish that it would start snowing again...it's so agonizing to see the snow not stick to the ground!
granted, now their is too much snow and everyone is stranded and you all die
i wish the beach wasn't windy
Granted, but it's still winter and still cold.
I wish I was in a dream right now...*reality checks*
granted, but you wake up strait away
i wish i had more motivation to lucid dream
Granted, but now you spend all day studying up on lucid dreaming, and give yourself no time for any other activities whatsoever.
I wish I had the Ocarina of Time. Don't laugh at me, you know you would want it too. :cheeky:
granted but you dont know how to play it.
I wish I had the power to read peoples minds but only when i wan to and not all the time.
granted, but what you read disturbs you
i wish summer holidays didn't go so fast
Granted...now time slows down for everything, so while summer seems twice as long, so does the school year. (You know, I just realized that it's probably summer for you. That's so strange, considering that every day it's like 20 degrees where I live---it's winter.)
I wish that Final Exams didn't exist. They're so annoying!
granted, but neither does school, is you now can't learn anything or get employment
i wish everyone used the metric system when measuring things (you said everyday was like 20 degrees and where you live and its winter. i thought that was pretty warm, but then i realized your using Fahrenheit)
Granted...you know, I'm not going to corrupt that wish, because nothing is wrong with everyone going metric. It's a simpler system, anyway.
I wish that people won't hate on me for showing mercy to AustralianFire.
Granted, instead everybody gives you grief for failing to corrupt his wish.
I wish I knew what your avatar was. :?
granted but you instantly forget it because you hav alsiehmers
I wish I had two cell phones that never have to be payed for but can call people that way I could keep one and give one to someone else who doesnt have a phone.
Granted, but since you gave me the other phone you know only have one.
I wish Waterknight used commas and periods.
gran,ted I. use ,'s and .'s awkwardly
I wish that was easier to type.
Granted, but you forgot how to spell "granted", so it took you a long time to figure it out.
I wish my lucids were longer and more stable.
Granted, though because of your lack of clarification, all your lucids are spent tied to a stretcher in a horse stable with no power to alter it.
I wish that I would become a natural lucid dreamer with complete control over my dreams.
granted, now you have very poor dream recall
i wish my recall was better
Granted, but only for one 5-minute dream.
I wish Funnyjunk - Funny Pictures and Funny Videos was funnier.
Granted, but you laugh yourself to death
I wish my internet was faster