granted, but you would only know 10 words.
I wish I could be more rested.
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granted, but you would only know 10 words.
I wish I could be more rested.
Granted, Death.
I wish someone would corrupt this wish.
Congratulations. You, sir, have just killed the thread for four days.
Granted, but because corrupting a wish for a wish to be corrupted is thus granting a wish normally, a paradox occurs and you're sucked into limbo for the rest of eternity.
I wish that didn't have to be so complicated.
Granted, but then you wouldn't have become so smart ^^
I wish I could get a good sleep finally!!!!
granted, but when you wake, you will experience the effects of a terrible hangover.
i wish to go on an adventure.
you would get out of it but you would found yourself trapped in some virtual reality lost forever not knowing actually where or what you are.....
I wish people would be more nice towards each other ^^
Granted, motherfu**er. :cheeky:
I wish EA wouldn't be evil...
Granted, but now they're delightful which makes them utterly boring and does nothing to benefit you.
I wish for a penguin!
Granted, but the penguin doesn't like you.
I wish for 5 tons of gold
Granted, but it's all in unpure form that will cost more than the gold's worth to purify.
I wish for friends.
Granted, but they transform into ravaging enemies for the night.
I wish for money, success, fame, and glamour.
Granted, but you will get aids:lol:
Granted, but you didn't wish for anything so you get 10,000,000 angry cockroaches in your kitchen.
I wish for an uncorruptible wish.
Granted, but you cannot use it for your own benefit...
I wish to lose everything I think is mine..
granted. You will lose everything you think is yours, so you lose your self :mwahaha:
wish: I wish for eternal misary
Granted. But everyone you ever hated or will hate will grow to love you dearly...you will forever have someone to love.
I wish for a robot friend.
granted. But... Irobot
Granted, but it kills you after 5 minutes.
I wish I became a Lucario.
Granted, but you don't have any of its Pokemon powers.
I wish to be twelve years old again.
Granted.... You lost your driving license and drinking privileges!
I wish for... (three dots, duh)
Granted, but three dots is such a boring wish I can't say something funny as a counter. Besides I have four dots so suck on that....
I wish I never wished this wish
Granted but you'll always regret not wishing it.
I wish this guy would stop irritating me.
Granted but now there's another guy irritating you.
I wish for a thousand heat seeking pigeons.
Wish granted but they only seek each others heat.
I wish for a impenetrable fortress in Siberia.