The Tale of Hiccup the Bunny
I'd like to regale you with a little tale.
And this particular tale happens to be quite true, as I have just experienced it, and thus...shall now recount it for you.
I was just laying in bed, minding my own business...when suddenly I was ambushed by a particularly nasty squadron of hiccups. And thus the battle ensued.
The first one came. And of course I reached for a glass of water. Drank some. No luck. For the next few minutes I proceeded to try all the methods that are allegedly supposed to work. Taking several quick sips and one gulp. Drinking from the opposite side of the cup. Holding my breath. Etc. etc. etc.
Nothing worked.
Then, upon coming back to my senses and remembering that I had the force of the great fluffy pink bunny on my side, I thought, this is silly...I don't want hiccups anymore. And just like that...they were gone.
And thus ends the very short and very true tale of Hiccup the Bunny.