The Tale of Hiccup the Bunny

**nina** · 03-16-2008 01:26 PM

I'd like to regale you with a little tale.

And this particular tale happens to be quite true, as I have just experienced it, and thus...shall now recount it for you.

I was just laying in bed, minding my own business...when suddenly I was ambushed by a particularly nasty squadron of hiccups. And thus the battle ensued.

The first one came. And of course I reached for a glass of water. Drank some. No luck. For the next few minutes I proceeded to try all the methods that are allegedly supposed to work. Taking several quick sips and one gulp. Drinking from the opposite side of the cup. Holding my breath. Etc. etc. etc.

Nothing worked.

Then, upon coming back to my senses and remembering that I had the force of the great fluffy pink bunny on my side, I thought, this is silly...I don't want hiccups anymore. And just like that...they were gone.

And thus ends the very short and very true tale of Hiccup the Bunny.

**Keeper** · 03-16-2008 01:27 PM

*applauds*

**Sornaensis** · 03-16-2008 02:39 PM

...You just hold your breath and they subside.

**nina** · 03-16-2008 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Aquanina

I proceeded to try all the methods that are allegedly supposed to work....Holding my breath. Etc. etc. etc.

Nothing worked.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

...You just hold your breath and they subside.

**Sornaensis** · 03-16-2008 03:23 PM

**Keeper** · 03-16-2008 03:56 PM

**Sornaensis** · 03-16-2008 03:57 PM

**Keeper** · 03-16-2008 04:09 PM

**Sornaensis** · 03-16-2008 04:10 PM

Enough with the senseless now, Keeper.

Or I'll have to report you to the woodland elves.

**Keeper** · 03-16-2008 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Enough with the senseless now, Keeper.

Or I'll have to report you to the woodland elves.

Oh noes!

**Wavefunction** · 03-16-2008 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Enough with the senseless now

I should sig that - coming from you

**Sornaensis** · 03-16-2008 04:43 PM

Don't hate me, bro!

**Siиdяed** · 03-16-2008 09:34 PM

Hate the game, damnit.

I liked this story.

**Grod** · 03-16-2008 09:35 PM

And who might you be?

**Siиdяed** · 03-16-2008 09:41 PM

I go by many names. Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Some call me Photoshop. Others call me Trenu, the boiler. Some call me Marjorie Keek. Others call me Captain Maj. Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady...

**FreeOne** · 03-16-2008 10:34 PM

Are you the guy that breaks into peoples houses from the roof, eats their food and leaves them some worthless wraped boxes filled with coal? I hate that guy.

**Siиdяed** · 03-16-2008 10:37 PM

I believe you are referring to Allah. That certainly isn't me.

**FreeOne** · 03-16-2008 10:37 PM

can i have corn nao?

**Siиdяed** · 03-16-2008 10:38 PM

...yes.

**FreeOne** · 03-16-2008 10:40 PM

I like the indian corn with the black specks in em. moar plz.

**Siиdяed** · 03-16-2008 10:46 PM

Well now you've completely hijacked poor Nina's thread. I hope you're happy.

**FreeOne** · 03-16-2008 10:49 PM

i highjacked a mods thread? im on the I'm on the top 10 most wanted list for sure now!

/me hides

**nina** · 03-16-2008 11:04 PM

It's ok...the only people who will really understand this thread anyway know who they are. There's just a few of them. The same ones from my vibrational frequency thread.

For everyone else I guess it's just senseless banter.

So I'll move it.

And Sinny...I'm very happy to see you again. You were missed. =)