Explain Fabio to me.

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05-10-2008, 12:32 AM
Sandform

Explain Fabio to me.

Ok women, explain.

http://www.theradreport.com/wp-conte...1/fabio_01.jpg

How is that hot?
05-10-2008, 12:39 AM
Universal Mind

My guess is that people think he's hot because he is a body builder with rock star hair and a soap actor face. Some marketing genius apparently put three common characteristics women love into one man in order to triple the effect.
05-10-2008, 12:43 AM
Amethyst Star

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Originally Posted by Sandform

How is that hot?

Only if you're in to romance novels... which I am not.
05-10-2008, 12:44 AM
Sandform

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Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

Only if you're in to romance novels... which I am not.

Oh, hmm ok. He just seems really ugly to me, I don't see how people can say he is HOT. I know he has muscles...but his face is just...I don't know maybe I'm bigoted against foreigners?
05-10-2008, 01:00 AM
Spartiate

He can take a goose to the face at 100 km/h and shake it off.
05-10-2008, 01:32 AM
Sandform

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Originally Posted by Spartiate

He can take a goose to the face at 100 km/h and shake it off.

Of course how could I have not seen.
05-10-2008, 01:34 AM
kaeraz

Any guy that can't believe it's not butter is a winner in my book.
05-10-2008, 01:45 AM
Sandform

!!!!
I can't believe it's not Fabio!

Btw anyone remember the bachelorette where the girl had a BIG SECRET...

and it turned out to be she dated Fabio and the guy flipped out! Lol wtf was that about. Does Fabio have an STD? Or was he worried he woudln't measure up lol.
05-10-2008, 02:55 AM
Universal Mind

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Originally Posted by Sandform

!!!!
I can't believe it's not Fabio!

Btw anyone remember the bachelorette where the girl had a BIG SECRET...

and it turned out to be she dated Fabio and the guy flipped out! Lol wtf was that about. Does Fabio have an STD? Or was he worried he woudln't measure up lol.

I saw that!!! It was the very last moment of Average Joe II, and it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television. The contestants on that show were all going after some former Miss America contestant or something. They went through like two and a half months of outrageous bullshit to try to win that woman. They were at each other's throats constantly, guys acted like they thought they were about to have some major relationship only to end up completely devastated, bizarre dirty tricks were played all the time, and all kinds of stuff happened. Then, after weeks and weeks of that madness, the woman finally picked the winner. She told him she had a big secret which was that she used to date Fabio. The guy was like, "I just can't deal with that. I'm out of here." It was such a WTF moment, and I laughed so hard about it. It reminded me of that joke that lasts about twenty minutes and at the end the person gets hit by a car and the moral of the story is, "Look both ways before you cross the street."
05-10-2008, 02:56 AM
Sornaensis

When Fabio plays-- No one wins :lol:
05-10-2008, 03:05 AM
Sandform

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Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I saw that!!! It was the very last moment of Average Joe II, and it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television. The contestants on that show were all going after some former Miss America contestant or something. They went through like two and a half months of outrageous bullshit to try to win that woman. They were at each other's throats constantly, guys acted like they thought they were about to have some major relationship only to end up completely devastated, bizarre dirty tricks were played all the time, and all kinds of stuff happened. Then, after weeks and weeks of that madness, the woman finally picked the winner. She told him she had a big secret which was that she used to date Fabio. The guy was like, "I just can't deal with that. I'm out of here." It was such a WTF moment, and I laughed so hard about it. It reminded me of that joke that lasts about twenty minutes and at the end the person gets hit by a car and the moral of the story is, "Look both ways before you cross the street."

Red brick!
05-10-2008, 07:14 AM
AmazeO XD

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Originally Posted by Seismosaur

When Fabio plays-- No one wins :lol:

QFT
05-10-2008, 08:24 AM
kichu

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Originally Posted by kaeraz

Any guy that can't believe it's not butter is a winner in my book.

Nuf said. :?
05-13-2008, 12:18 AM
lagunagirl

I like how there are more replies from males then females :chuckle:

anyway... I dont think it's hot. :?
05-13-2008, 01:03 AM
Kael Seoras

Ah! That guy! :lol:

Yea, I dunno *shrugs* He's not ugly but not exactly stunning either :?
05-13-2008, 01:07 AM
Xox

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Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I saw that!!! It was the very last moment of Average Joe II, and it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television. The contestants on that show were all going after some former Miss America contestant or something. They went through like two and a half months of outrageous bullshit to try to win that woman. They were at each other's throats constantly, guys acted like they thought they were about to have some major relationship only to end up completely devastated, bizarre dirty tricks were played all the time, and all kinds of stuff happened. Then, after weeks and weeks of that madness, the woman finally picked the winner. She told him she had a big secret which was that she used to date Fabio. The guy was like, "I just can't deal with that. I'm out of here." It was such a WTF moment, and I laughed so hard about it. It reminded me of that joke that lasts about twenty minutes and at the end the person gets hit by a car and the moral of the story is, "Look both ways before you cross the street."

I still don't get why he couldn't have handled it. I remembers seeing the show and being so disappointed because I didn't see what the big deal was.

And Fabio - never saw the big deal about him either. Maybe you have to be older for that. :whyme:
05-15-2008, 07:31 PM
ChrissyMaria

Honestly I don't think he's very good looking, he's got a big nose and small lips and small eyes...the long hair looks bad...but his body is impecable...

but then again you asked for womens opinion...lol
05-15-2008, 07:32 PM
Sandform

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Originally Posted by guerilla

but his body is impecable...

I prefer little bodies..bug muscle's, except on rare occasion, are just bad.
05-15-2008, 07:36 PM
ChrissyMaria

yes that's true, but some muscular men are to die for, some are just big dumb animals :D

some men with the right amount of muscle are just incredibly hot.
05-15-2008, 07:38 PM
Sandform

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Originally Posted by guerilla

some are just big dumb animals :D

So! =P
05-15-2008, 07:39 PM
still composed

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Originally Posted by Spartiate

He can take a goose to the face at 100 km/h and shake it off.

he did this where i live..lmao...
05-15-2008, 07:45 PM
ChrissyMaria

when did a goose nail fabio? is that a rumour?
05-15-2008, 09:34 PM
Universal Mind

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Originally Posted by Xox

I still don't get why he couldn't have handled it. I remembers seeing the show and being so disappointed because I didn't see what the big deal was.

The guy said he thought Fabio was a ridiculous romance novel cover model and said he could not handle being with that woman while knowing she had been involved with somebody so ridiculous. I wouldn't see it that way, but he said he did. I think the show probably paid him to say that and split because it made for such a shocking and hilarious ending to a reality show.

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Originally Posted by guerilla

when did a goose nail fabio? is that a rumour?

It's a true story.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA
05-15-2008, 09:53 PM
Sornaensis

A miracle? You'd probably need a hacksaw to do much more damage than that.
05-15-2008, 09:54 PM
Sandform

You sayin Fabio is ugly? Thems is fighting words buddy.

P.S. Fabio is ugly.
05-15-2008, 09:57 PM
Sornaensis

No... I was just, uh... Nevermind :D