Explain Fabio to me.

**Sandform** · 05-10-2008 12:32 AM

Ok women, explain.

How is that hot?

**Universal Mind** · 05-10-2008 12:39 AM

My guess is that people think he's hot because he is a body builder with rock star hair and a soap actor face. Some marketing genius apparently put three common characteristics women love into one man in order to triple the effect.

**Amethyst Star** · 05-10-2008 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by Sandform

How is that hot?

Only if you're in to romance novels... which I am not.

**Sandform** · 05-10-2008 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

Only if you're in to romance novels... which I am not.

Oh, hmm ok. He just seems really ugly to me, I don't see how people can say he is HOT. I know he has muscles...but his face is just...I don't know maybe I'm bigoted against foreigners?

**Spartiate** · 05-10-2008 01:00 AM

He can take a goose to the face at 100 km/h and shake it off.

**Sandform** · 05-10-2008 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by Spartiate

He can take a goose to the face at 100 km/h and shake it off.

Of course how could I have not seen.

**kaeraz** · 05-10-2008 01:34 AM

Any guy that can't believe it's not butter is a winner in my book.

**Sandform** · 05-10-2008 01:45 AM

!!!!
I can't believe it's not Fabio!

Btw anyone remember the bachelorette where the girl had a BIG SECRET...

and it turned out to be she dated Fabio and the guy flipped out! Lol wtf was that about. Does Fabio have an STD? Or was he worried he woudln't measure up lol.

**Universal Mind** · 05-10-2008 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by Sandform

!!!!
I can't believe it's not Fabio!

Btw anyone remember the bachelorette where the girl had a BIG SECRET...

and it turned out to be she dated Fabio and the guy flipped out! Lol wtf was that about. Does Fabio have an STD? Or was he worried he woudln't measure up lol.

I saw that!!! It was the very last moment of Average Joe II, and it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television. The contestants on that show were all going after some former Miss America contestant or something. They went through like two and a half months of outrageous bullshit to try to win that woman. They were at each other's throats constantly, guys acted like they thought they were about to have some major relationship only to end up completely devastated, bizarre dirty tricks were played all the time, and all kinds of stuff happened. Then, after weeks and weeks of that madness, the woman finally picked the winner. She told him she had a big secret which was that she used to date Fabio. The guy was like, "I just can't deal with that. I'm out of here." It was such a WTF moment, and I laughed so hard about it. It reminded me of that joke that lasts about twenty minutes and at the end the person gets hit by a car and the moral of the story is, "Look both ways before you cross the street."

**Sornaensis** · 05-10-2008 02:56 AM

When Fabio plays-- No one wins

**Sandform** · 05-10-2008 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I saw that!!! It was the very last moment of Average Joe II, and it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television. The contestants on that show were all going after some former Miss America contestant or something. They went through like two and a half months of outrageous bullshit to try to win that woman. They were at each other's throats constantly, guys acted like they thought they were about to have some major relationship only to end up completely devastated, bizarre dirty tricks were played all the time, and all kinds of stuff happened. Then, after weeks and weeks of that madness, the woman finally picked the winner. She told him she had a big secret which was that she used to date Fabio. The guy was like, "I just can't deal with that. I'm out of here." It was such a WTF moment, and I laughed so hard about it. It reminded me of that joke that lasts about twenty minutes and at the end the person gets hit by a car and the moral of the story is, "Look both ways before you cross the street."

Red brick!

**AmazeO XD** · 05-10-2008 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

When Fabio plays-- No one wins

QFT

**kichu** · 05-10-2008 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by kaeraz

Any guy that can't believe it's not butter is a winner in my book.

Nuf said.

**lagunagirl** · 05-13-2008 12:18 AM

I like how there are more replies from males then females

anyway... I dont think it's hot.

**Kael Seoras** · 05-13-2008 01:03 AM

Ah! That guy!

Yea, I dunno *shrugs* He's not ugly but not exactly stunning either

**Xox** · 05-13-2008 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I saw that!!! It was the very last moment of Average Joe II, and it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television. The contestants on that show were all going after some former Miss America contestant or something. They went through like two and a half months of outrageous bullshit to try to win that woman. They were at each other's throats constantly, guys acted like they thought they were about to have some major relationship only to end up completely devastated, bizarre dirty tricks were played all the time, and all kinds of stuff happened. Then, after weeks and weeks of that madness, the woman finally picked the winner. She told him she had a big secret which was that she used to date Fabio. The guy was like, "I just can't deal with that. I'm out of here." It was such a WTF moment, and I laughed so hard about it. It reminded me of that joke that lasts about twenty minutes and at the end the person gets hit by a car and the moral of the story is, "Look both ways before you cross the street."

I still don't get why he couldn't have handled it. I remembers seeing the show and being so disappointed because I didn't see what the big deal was.

And Fabio - never saw the big deal about him either. Maybe you have to be older for that.

**ChrissyMaria** · 05-15-2008 07:31 PM

Honestly I don't think he's very good looking, he's got a big nose and small lips and small eyes...the long hair looks bad...but his body is impecable...

but then again you asked for womens opinion...lol

**Sandform** · 05-15-2008 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by guerilla

but his body is impecable...

I prefer little bodies..bug muscle's, except on rare occasion, are just bad.

**ChrissyMaria** · 05-15-2008 07:36 PM

yes that's true, but some muscular men are to die for, some are just big dumb animals

some men with the right amount of muscle are just incredibly hot.

**Sandform** · 05-15-2008 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by guerilla

some are just big dumb animals

So! =P

**still composed** · 05-15-2008 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by Spartiate

He can take a goose to the face at 100 km/h and shake it off.

he did this where i live..lmao...

**ChrissyMaria** · 05-15-2008 07:45 PM

when did a goose nail fabio? is that a rumour?

**Universal Mind** · 05-15-2008 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Xox

I still don't get why he couldn't have handled it. I remembers seeing the show and being so disappointed because I didn't see what the big deal was.

The guy said he thought Fabio was a ridiculous romance novel cover model and said he could not handle being with that woman while knowing she had been involved with somebody so ridiculous. I wouldn't see it that way, but he said he did. I think the show probably paid him to say that and split because it made for such a shocking and hilarious ending to a reality show.

Originally Posted by guerilla

when did a goose nail fabio? is that a rumour?

It's a true story.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA