Fapping

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06-28-2008, 05:59 PM
psychology student

Fapping

Fapping
verb [To fap; CLouD fapped]

Please define this verb for me, I couldn't find it in a dictionary.
06-28-2008, 06:02 PM
Sornaensis

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06-28-2008, 06:03 PM
•Neko•

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

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Hahaha, genius!
06-28-2008, 06:05 PM
Ynot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

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thats some heavy recoil, you've got there...
06-28-2008, 06:07 PM
Sornaensis

Hence the holes in my ceiling.
06-28-2008, 08:41 PM
Grod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

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lolseis
06-28-2008, 09:05 PM
psychology student

My goodness, 5 replies already. You jerkbags. :)
06-28-2008, 09:11 PM
Marvo

Also, fapping can only be done by uncircumcized men, because our foreskin creates that flapping sounds.

I guess circumcized men can make that sound too, but then it's just the sound of his hand hitting his crotch or something.

fake-edit: damn this post is awesome!
06-28-2008, 11:02 PM
Croneus

I thought the hand symbols above pretty clearly summed it up. It's a masturbatory sound effect inter-web nerds use.
06-28-2008, 11:08 PM
Abra

Seis is clearly the expert. XD
06-28-2008, 11:10 PM
psychology student

So, if I said,"I fapped my homework, in the classroom, infront of my teacher", would that be a viable use of the word. Or rather, "I fapped last night"?
06-28-2008, 11:56 PM
eeeeee!

i dont beleive " i fapped my homework" would be correct.
the other ones work.

logically.
06-29-2008, 02:51 AM
Taosaur

One could roll one's homework into a cylinder and, closing one hand around it in a loose circle while securing an end with the other, proceed to work it vigorously such that it made fapping sounds.
06-29-2008, 10:45 AM
psychology student

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taosaur

One could roll one's homework into a cylinder and, closing one hand around it in a loose circle while securing an end with the other, proceed to work it vigorously such that it made fapping sounds.

What would be the purpose of rolling up the homework and making fapping sounds with it?
06-29-2008, 11:31 AM
Croneus

If you're homework somehow includes fappage, you and your teacher will be named on fark.com in a news article soon.
06-29-2008, 11:47 AM
Taosaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychology student

What would be the purpose of rolling up the homework and making fapping sounds with it?

Hey, it's your fantasy.
06-29-2008, 11:59 AM
psychology student

Would it be a good idea to chage the definition of fapping into something else?
For example.......... fapping [to eat vigourously]

So I could then say that "I fapped a sausage", or "I fapped a cucumber".

Is this a credible proposition?
06-29-2008, 12:28 PM
ClouD

Why did you have to say, "ClouD fapped".

;- ;
06-29-2008, 02:40 PM
psychology student

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClouD

Why did you have to say, "ClouD fapped".

;- ;

Just hypothetical, and random.

Question: If I fap, seven times a day, for four weeks: after two and a half weeks, how much more refreshed am I?
06-29-2008, 10:48 PM
Croneus

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychology student

So I could then say that "I fapped a sausage", or "I fapped a cucumber".

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychology student

Question: If I fap, seven times a day, for four weeks: after two and a half weeks, how much more refreshed am I?

You are a sick, depraved human being.

:?
06-29-2008, 11:09 PM
Dizko

Lolol
06-29-2008, 11:38 PM
Marvo

Fapping a sausage is like saying you're sleeping a sausage.

Doesn't work like that.
06-30-2008, 12:26 AM
psychology student

Quote:

Originally Posted by Croneus

You are a sick, depraved human being.

:?

Says the teddy bear man. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dizko

Lolol

Lost for words, hey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marvo

Fapping a sausage is like saying you're sleeping a sausage.

Doesn't work like that.

So fapping means to sleep. "So if I said I fapped next to my dog", does that mean that the dog merely slept in my bedroom?
06-30-2008, 12:35 AM
Sornaensis

Allowed:

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or

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or even

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and

:mad:==3

Not allowed:

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Learn it, live it.
06-30-2008, 01:05 AM
Taosaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Allowed:

:P==3

or

:D==3

or even

:(==3

and

:mad:==3

Not allowed:

<inanimate object/animal>==3

Learn it, live it.

You should read A Confederacy of Dunces, Seis. I think you'd find a kindred spirit in the protagonist.
06-30-2008, 01:26 AM
Sornaensis

Oh you.
06-30-2008, 04:39 AM
Croneus

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychology student

Says the teddy bear man. :) *** So fapping means to sleep. "So if I said I fapped next to my dog", does that mean that the dog merely slept in my bedroom?

Ok dude, A) that is me with 50 pounds at Easter getting ready to entertain children and be generally embarrassed as a pledge for my fraternity in a BUNNY outfit. I would NEVER debase myself so much as to wear a teddy bear outfit!

and B) YOU DO IT NEXT TO YOUR DOG?! :eek:
06-30-2008, 04:46 AM
Sornaensis

It's good for the emotional bonding.

I think.

I'm not sure, though. I stick to fruit.
06-30-2008, 07:35 AM
bcomp

Yeah about as emotional as anything can get with your semen in it's eyes.

Well... I guess the wimenz get pretty emotionalz...

"But, *sniff* don't you love me?"
"No. Take the money, wipe off my ****, and leave."
":("
07-01-2008, 09:44 AM
AmazeO XD

Cash money millionaire.

Jerk that bone.
07-01-2008, 12:35 PM
Croneus

skeetskeetskeet
07-01-2008, 01:12 PM
psychology student

Man 30 replies.........you guys sure like your Meat and two Veg.
07-01-2008, 10:27 PM
AmazeO XD

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychology student

Man 30 replies.........you guys sure like your Meat and two Veg.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.
XD
07-02-2008, 12:58 AM
psychology student

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmazeO XD

SHUT THE FUCK UP.
XD

lul.
07-02-2008, 05:19 AM
AmazeO XD

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychology student

lul.

+10
07-02-2008, 08:07 AM
psychology student

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmazeO XD

+10

I don't want your money.
07-02-2008, 09:07 AM
slayer

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychology student

Fapping
verb [To fap; CLouD fapped]

Please define this verb for me, I couldn't find it in a dictionary.

I would have to say that "fapping" is just another word for "masturbation."

Example sentence: While I was watching porn I started to fap.
-ping -ped -per

I don't think it could be used as anything else except maybe a sound effect for comics or something...
07-02-2008, 09:32 AM
bcomp

Meat! My good friend, meat is the law in the hands of a god. The double-veg is only a testament to the greatness. Curl thy mighty digits to encompass the girth of your loin, and all shall be one with the universe. The permeating vibration is Jesus, lift your eyes up to him... please - *grunt* - *skeet*.

It is said, one faps to the highest level enlightenment if one simply masters... baiting.

Sha-wing.
07-02-2008, 09:56 AM
psychology student

With my last breath, I curse Mark75.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
07-02-2008, 10:01 AM
ClouD

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychology student

With my last breath, I curse Seismosaur.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

That's no deep grain and it's beyond a flesh wound.
If you keep to this word it will cut into his soul...hopefully.

Till next time...or never...even
07-07-2008, 04:34 AM
heumy

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Originally Posted by Seismosaur

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Can someone please explain this to me? I don't understand it.
07-07-2008, 04:39 AM
cornflakegirl3301

This entire threat made me LOL
07-07-2008, 08:13 PM
cornflakegirl3301

Quote:

Originally Posted by heumy

Can someone please explain this to me? I don't understand it.

haha um. I think its suppose to be a hand on a penis. moving up and down. which made me laugh so hard last night because its so immature.
07-07-2008, 08:15 PM
Sornaensis

I thought it explained Fapping rather well...

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