Thread: Fapping

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Originally Posted by Seismosaur

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Hahaha, genius!

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

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thats some heavy recoil, you've got there...

Hence the holes in my ceiling.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

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lolseis

My goodness, 5 replies already. You jerkbags.

Also, fapping can only be done by uncircumcized men, because our foreskin creates that flapping sounds.

I guess circumcized men can make that sound too, but then it's just the sound of his hand hitting his crotch or something.


fake-edit: damn this post is awesome!

I thought the hand symbols above pretty clearly summed it up. It's a masturbatory sound effect inter-web nerds use.

Seis is clearly the expert. XD

So, if I said,"I fapped my homework, in the classroom, infront of my teacher", would that be a viable use of the word. Or rather, "I fapped last night"?

i dont beleive " i fapped my homework" would be correct.
the other ones work.

logically.

One could roll one's homework into a cylinder and, closing one hand around it in a loose circle while securing an end with the other, proceed to work it vigorously such that it made fapping sounds.

Originally Posted by Taosaur

One could roll one's homework into a cylinder and, closing one hand around it in a loose circle while securing an end with the other, proceed to work it vigorously such that it made fapping sounds.

What would be the purpose of rolling up the homework and making fapping sounds with it?

If you're homework somehow includes fappage, you and your teacher will be named on fark.com in a news article soon.

Originally Posted by psychology student

What would be the purpose of rolling up the homework and making fapping sounds with it?

Hey, it's your fantasy.

Would it be a good idea to chage the definition of fapping into something else?
For example.......... fapping [to eat vigourously]

So I could then say that "I fapped a sausage", or "I fapped a cucumber".

Is this a credible proposition?

Why did you have to say, "ClouD fapped".

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Originally Posted by ClouD

Why did you have to say, "ClouD fapped".

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Just hypothetical, and random.





Question: If I fap, seven times a day, for four weeks: after two and a half weeks, how much more refreshed am I?

Originally Posted by psychology student

So I could then say that "I fapped a sausage", or "I fapped a cucumber".

Originally Posted by psychology student

Question: If I fap, seven times a day, for four weeks: after two and a half weeks, how much more refreshed am I?

You are a sick, depraved human being.

Lolol

Fapping a sausage is like saying you're sleeping a sausage.

Doesn't work like that.

Originally Posted by Croneus

You are a sick, depraved human being.

Says the teddy bear man.

Originally Posted by Dizko

Lolol

Lost for words, hey.

Originally Posted by Marvo

Fapping a sausage is like saying you're sleeping a sausage.

Doesn't work like that.

So fapping means to sleep. "So if I said I fapped next to my dog", does that mean that the dog merely slept in my bedroom?

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Learn it, live it.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

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Learn it, live it.

You should read A Confederacy of Dunces, Seis. I think you'd find a kindred spirit in the protagonist.