99.99999962% of all people have died due to lack of working vital systems.
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99.99999962% of all people have died due to lack of working vital systems.
Last year, 17 people died of freak tea-cosy accidents
More than 300 british people hve been killed in tennis-related blancmange attacks.
The leading cause of accidental death in Wales is not automotive, but antimacassar strangulation.
Spam kills too, you know.
You have a one in ten million chance of being killed by a champagne cork.
Far more people in the world are killed by falling cocunuts, than shark attacks every year.
You are more likely to die in a tricycle impaling than a plane crash.
68% of people have contracted a certain disease at some point in their life due to overusage of internet and textspeak acronyms.
You are far more likely to die before the lottery is drawn, than winning the lottery.
Every time u masturbate Chuck Norris kills a potential big brother contestant ( so keep wanking people)
At least one person will die reading these words.
Maybe it will be you?
72% of syphilis-related fatalities in the U.S. and Europe can be traced directly or indirectly to your mother.
One in 500 Germans die every year from lederhosen related accidents.
100% of all Jim Morrisons who sang lead vocals for The Doors are dead.
Over 2 people die every year
"all your base are belong to us" is the last thing 3% of population hears right before dying.
Since 1940, roundhouse kick related deaths increased by 1000%.
There's a 7.2% mortality rate associated with performing fellatio on a duck.
Taosaur wins.
100% of people die from not being alive.
Over 92 people die every year from drowning in raw cookie dough.