Just saw this on another forum. I figured "DV is teh beztest forum on teh intanetz" so we should have one too.
"17 people a year, in France alone, die due to freak baguette accidents."
Now it's your turn. Make another one up...
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Just saw this on another forum. I figured "DV is teh beztest forum on teh intanetz" so we should have one too.
"17 people a year, in France alone, die due to freak baguette accidents."
Now it's your turn. Make another one up...
"1 in 145,000 ducks die from over-exposure to kryptonite every year."
Four people a year die from being swallowed by whales.
People a year die from dividing by zero.
Studies show that 98% of the population will die at one point in their life.
Prolonged exposure to pornography can cause severe burns in many teenagers and in extreme cases the limb has to be removed.
Over one american a year dies in zeppelin-related accidents!
70% percent of people who have successfully cloned dinosaurs or reanimated the dead have been killed by their creations, or by angry mobs. 14% have been killed in unrelated freak occurences after the movies and novels ended.
On average half a person each year has been reported to have died in freak mounted samauri attacks targeting crowded public places.
A recent study has shown that the average penis is in fact more scared of women than they are of it.
Over 6 billion people per instant are forever obliterated as the future changes to the past.
(However, the birthrate by instant is exactly the same as the deathrate, so no worries there)
80 percent of Lucid Dreamers have died at least twice.
Over 20 people a year are hospitalised due to unprovoked pokémon attacks
Crack kills.
1 in 6 people die from FIRIN' THEIR LAZAAAR.
1 in every 5 Nekos die from Horse-in-ther-anoos-Syndrum
That actually is a true statistic. -.-
100 people a year die from watching fox news.
1 in 13 people die because they use the boost to get ahead.
3 in 2 people die of breaking the laws of th-
Vending machines kill more people each year than shark attacks.
At least 88% of drownings occurred underwater.