You know you've played too many FPSs when...

Title says all.

You know you have played too many FPSs when,

The letters W-A-S-D on the keyboard have a indent shaped exactly to your fingerprints.

When you run an athletics sprint, you kill the starter because you think he has an actual gun.

Continue...

You instinctively call "frag out" when throwing something.

you peek around walls

you tell a friend, cover me!

you compare items in real life to FPS items

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...1441019228.png

When you here someone behind you and yell out "SPY 'ROUND HERE!"

You idea of "camping" is staying at home, with coffee and a gun, watching the front door. For as long as it takes.

Spy sappin mah sentry.

You know you've played to many FPS when your parents say their going camping and you tell them camping is for noobs.

You want to show an police officer how to use his gun properly.

You try to save the game.

you etch a HUD on the lenses of your glasses

You don't understand why you can't get into 3rd person view while in a vehicle...

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

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Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

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LMAO

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Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

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Win.

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Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

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You simply can't get better than that. :lol:

:rolllaugh:

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Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...-Omnislash.gif

That was a ridiculously over-the-top reaction to one line, surely?

I'm not complaining.

http://www.servut.us/mirror/kuvat/mo...on/reality.jpg

I'm totally getting that engraved on my tombstone.

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Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

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That wins hands down, lmao.

You know you've played too many FPSs when you join the army and kill your mates because you think friendly fire is off...

You join the army and is the only person yelling 'BOOM HEADSHOT' whenever you kill someone.

You accuse George Bush of lagging up everybody.

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Originally Posted by Everlong

That wins hands down, lmao.

You know you've played too many FPSs when you join the army and kill your mates because you think friendly fire is off...

You join the army and is the only person yelling 'BOOM HEADSHOT' whenever you kill someone.

You accuse George Bush of lagging up everybody.

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or you join the military and get shipped out and while on your way there for the first time you ask your fellow men how the lag is

...when you kill your teammate because he tried to take the helicopter you wanted.

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Originally Posted by invader_tech

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Hah, lol, BOOM HEADSHOT!