You know you've played too many FPSs when...

**Everlong** · 08-10-2008 06:11 AM

Title says all.

You know you have played too many FPSs when,

The letters W-A-S-D on the keyboard have a indent shaped exactly to your fingerprints.

When you run an athletics sprint, you kill the starter because you think he has an actual gun.

Continue...

**Wavefunction** · 08-10-2008 07:23 AM

You instinctively call "frag out" when throwing something.

**nitsuJ** · 08-10-2008 07:29 AM

you peek around walls

you tell a friend, cover me!

you compare items in real life to FPS items

**Eldritch_of_Fire** · 08-10-2008 07:35 AM

When you here someone behind you and yell out "SPY 'ROUND HERE!"

**Delilah** · 08-10-2008 07:39 AM

You idea of "camping" is staying at home, with coffee and a gun, watching the front door. For as long as it takes.

**slayer** · 08-10-2008 10:22 AM

Spy sappin mah sentry.

You know you've played to many FPS when your parents say their going camping and you tell them camping is for noobs.

**ClouD** · 08-10-2008 10:52 AM

You want to show an police officer how to use his gun properly.

**slayer** · 08-10-2008 10:53 AM

You try to save the game.

**Ynot** · 08-10-2008 10:57 AM

you etch a HUD on the lenses of your glasses

**shrimpster** · 08-10-2008 11:02 AM

You don't understand why you can't get into 3rd person view while in a vehicle...

**Siиdяed** · 08-10-2008 11:06 AM

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

**ClouD** · 08-10-2008 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

LMAO

**slayer** · 08-10-2008 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

Win.

**bluefinger** · 08-10-2008 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

/Thread

You simply can't get better than that.

**Wavefunction** · 08-10-2008 07:15 PM

**Oneironaut Zero** · 08-10-2008 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

**Siиdяed** · 08-10-2008 07:57 PM

That was a ridiculously over-the-top reaction to one line, surely?

I'm not complaining.

**slayer** · 08-10-2008 07:58 PM

I'm totally getting that engraved on my tombstone.

**Everlong** · 08-16-2008 04:37 AM

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

You complain about the respawn time at your local cementry.

That wins hands down, lmao.

You know you've played too many FPSs when you join the army and kill your mates because you think friendly fire is off...

You join the army and is the only person yelling 'BOOM HEADSHOT' whenever you kill someone.

You accuse George Bush of lagging up everybody.

**nitsuJ** · 08-16-2008 04:41 AM

Originally Posted by Everlong

That wins hands down, lmao.

You know you've played too many FPSs when you join the army and kill your mates because you think friendly fire is off...

You join the army and is the only person yelling 'BOOM HEADSHOT' whenever you kill someone.

You accuse George Bush of lagging up everybody.

or you join the military and get shipped out and while on your way there for the first time you ask your fellow men how the lag is