What would you do if your computer evolved!?

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11-14-2008, 02:37 PM
Dreamhope11

What would you do if your computer evolved!?

One day you go to your computer and it quite litterally sprouts some small little robotic legs and urinates toxic liquid up your wall??

Would you:
A.Pet the little computer and make it a nice bed to sleep in.

B.Beat the freak of computer nature to death with a hard stick.

C:Run away and scream like a little girl.

D:Take it to a scientist and become rich and famous. (this will scar the little robot computer forever and it will be emotionally traumitised.. yes it does have emotion)

E.Or make love to the robot computer...
11-15-2008, 12:57 AM
slayer

Well, I would give it a nice bed to sleep in, then proceed to make love to it, and beat it while I'm making love to it.

Afterwards I would take it to the scientist, become rich and famous, then screem like a little girl.
11-15-2008, 01:52 AM
Catbus

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Originally Posted by slayer

Well, I would give it a nice bed to sleep in, then proceed to make love to it, and beat it while I'm making love to it.

Afterwards I would take it to the scientist, become rich and famous, then screem like a little girl.

:shock:
11-15-2008, 06:26 AM
Kushna Mufeed

F. Take out the battery.
11-15-2008, 06:58 AM
GestaltAlteration

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Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

F. Take out the battery.

The computer will fix this problem by putting humans in tubes for energy whereby the humans' consciousness are inserted into a virtual world so they grow healthily.
11-15-2008, 07:10 AM
h0ju

Uhhh, I would do some RCs and proceed with my LD.:P
11-15-2008, 10:57 AM
nitsuJ

If it pisses on my wall, it dies.
11-15-2008, 12:22 PM
shrimpster

I would make it a little bed to sleep in and make it my bizarre freaky little pet.
11-18-2008, 04:28 PM
Hera

Make it a shrine and worship:bowdown:
11-19-2008, 12:53 AM
Psylocibin

Information is consciousness, so hello.

I'm uncertain.
11-19-2008, 12:57 AM
Tyler

Quote:

Originally Posted by slayer

Well, I would give it a nice bed to sleep in, then proceed to make love to it, and beat it while I'm making love to it.

Afterwards I would take it to the scientist, become rich and famous, then screem like a little girl.

This post is hereby awarded the best post award.
11-19-2008, 04:47 AM
AmazeO XD

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._evolution.png
11-20-2008, 12:50 AM
Tyler

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Originally Posted by AmazeO XD

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._evolution.png

lulz
pokemon
11-20-2008, 12:57 AM
poog

None of the below.
11-20-2008, 02:19 AM
panta-rei

A.

or... E...
11-20-2008, 02:27 AM
DreamlessDreamer

Probably a combination of B. & C. :P
11-23-2008, 08:33 PM
WakataDreamer

B followed by D :evil:
11-24-2008, 05:00 AM
Zeno

first be like ZOMG?!?!, play advanced video games on it, take it apart so i can make a new one, then sell it to scientists. ha ha no comfy bed fo j00 compooter