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    1. 11-14-2008 02:37 PM #1
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      What would you do if your computer evolved!?

      One day you go to your computer and it quite litterally sprouts some small little robotic legs and urinates toxic liquid up your wall??

      Would you:
      A.Pet the little computer and make it a nice bed to sleep in.

      B.Beat the freak of computer nature to death with a hard stick.

      C:Run away and scream like a little girl.

      D:Take it to a scientist and become rich and famous. (this will scar the little robot computer forever and it will be emotionally traumitised.. yes it does have emotion)

      E.Or make love to the robot computer...
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    2. 11-15-2008 12:57 AM #2
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      Well, I would give it a nice bed to sleep in, then proceed to make love to it, and beat it while I'm making love to it.

      Afterwards I would take it to the scientist, become rich and famous, then screem like a little girl.
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    3. 11-15-2008 01:52 AM #3
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      Quote Originally Posted by slayer View Post
      Well, I would give it a nice bed to sleep in, then proceed to make love to it, and beat it while I'm making love to it.

      Afterwards I would take it to the scientist, become rich and famous, then screem like a little girl.
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    4. 11-15-2008 06:26 AM #4
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      F. Take out the battery.

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    5. 11-15-2008 06:58 AM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed View Post
      F. Take out the battery.
      The computer will fix this problem by putting humans in tubes for energy whereby the humans' consciousness are inserted into a virtual world so they grow healthily.
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    6. 11-15-2008 07:10 AM #6
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      Uhhh, I would do some RCs and proceed with my LD.
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    7. 11-15-2008 10:57 AM #7
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      If it pisses on my wall, it dies.
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    8. 11-15-2008 12:22 PM #8
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      I would make it a little bed to sleep in and make it my bizarre freaky little pet.
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    9. 11-18-2008 04:28 PM #9
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      Make it a shrine and worship
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    10. 11-19-2008 12:53 AM #10
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      Information is consciousness, so hello.

      I'm uncertain.

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    11. 11-19-2008 12:57 AM #11
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      Quote Originally Posted by slayer View Post
      Well, I would give it a nice bed to sleep in, then proceed to make love to it, and beat it while I'm making love to it.

      Afterwards I would take it to the scientist, become rich and famous, then screem like a little girl.
      This post is hereby awarded the best post award.
      This shit never happens to me
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    12. 11-19-2008 04:47 AM #12
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      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.

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    13. 11-20-2008 12:50 AM #13
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      Quote Originally Posted by AmazeO XD View Post
      lulz
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      This shit never happens to me
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    14. 11-20-2008 12:57 AM #14
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    15. 11-20-2008 02:19 AM #15
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      A.




      or... E...
      Bollocks.
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    16. 11-20-2008 02:27 AM #16
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      Smile

      Probably a combination of B. & C.
      "I am a dreamer who has temporarily lost their dreams..."
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    17. 11-23-2008 08:33 PM #17
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      B followed by D
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      im back bitches

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      (Very outdated... I'll start a new one when I get some free time)

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      ~ I'll give this some attention, maybe get it going again some time in the future
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    18. 11-24-2008 05:00 AM #18
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      first be like ZOMG?!?!, play advanced video games on it, take it apart so i can make a new one, then sell it to scientists. ha ha no comfy bed fo j00 compooter
      Newbies are people too.
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      Goals: [X] kill a dc, [ ] fly, [ ] use telekinesis, [ ] complete a monthly task.
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