"I love you" :content:
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"I love you" :content:
I will read it
"i wish i could help out with that better"
"Wait... Obama's BLACK?!?!"
lmao
Not serious
teehee.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shift
"..."
I used to get those...*cry*Quote:
Originally Posted by ninja9578
Mine is:
"Bye!"
:shock: Has anyone told him????Quote:
Originally Posted by Shift
Mine is:
"I just heard the most ridiculous excuse from a bloke asking me for a smoke: 'It's too early in the morning to buy a pack'."
thread must survive.
"haha damn. hope you'd forgotten that little fact... oh well. he loves it so do i... that is so gross"
"*my name*, where are you:-@ Now you pretend that you don't know us:-x"
oh paul i love you YOU'RE SO ATTRACTIVE I WANT TO FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE RICH AND PERFECT AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT, TWICE
Have a sweet day with your sweetheart!
Wrong number?Quote:
Originally Posted by Grod
Zing!
You perilous rouge, you.
I have to get my kicks somehow.
Tv 보ㅏ 요 >< '박물관이 살아 았 다' 김기 에 요??
Hold up....what?
What, you don't read Korean? :P It says "I'm watching such-and-such TV program, (do you) have a cold??"
No, I don't. Thanks for the translation.
"Hi. We have 300 bonus minutes. AND. Fee call for WiFi phones at [MyStreet]"
":) too mice. Hahh mice I meant nice. Two mice. Thew are cute. My dog is perfect an d she was given to me becau re the guy who owned her before had mice and used cats to control the mice populati on but my dog lik de to play wit h the cats . So the mice were running amok i guess an d the guy beat her an d now she's mine and she takes doggy anxiet y pills. Anyway. Sorry! I won. T bug more tonight! - Brooke"
I seem to be a magnet for drunk dialers.
Surprisingly, this is one of the more discernable ones.
Usually when she texts me it reads in my head like Chinese.
'NO'
This one is too good to let go by. I'm still lolling from it.
"You know were to get a lot of drugs, right? So can you get me a handgun?"
:lol: :lol:
"atleast you keep trying"
"Stop texting me or I'm calling the police."