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After i smoke a Cig
"It does. You guys would look good together. :)"
By the way I heard Obama already reinstated the ban on off shore drilling.
"ohhh yeah oh uhhhh yeah!"
"Merry Christmas!"
Damn Abra lol
" I came up with a Suzanne-friendly version of 'I was so wrong':'Pool weed farm Samus crepe dial-up Leigh toff raw deal'. "
I guess you had to be there. :D
Merry Christmas a month later?
"Number of CallsMissed(08)"
Or...
"LOVE THAT"
lol
~
"Sure! Just give me a call?"
Ooh this is fun.
"언니~~What will you do today? I want to go out with you@.@"
"Dear o2 customer, thank you for your trust in the past year! o2 wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2009. Your o2 team."
lol wow
"So I just unwrapped my medical dictionary n 4 sum reason I didn't think there would be pictures. *shudders* Im nt eating in that class."
lol
The latest one is a netbank password, so I think I'll just post another one.
Sum1 was tlking shit bout you, saying you eat cock (*cough-rooster*) sandwiches. Dnt worry mate, i told them its bullshit!, u dnt eat bread...
o_o
ClouD... ROLF, your friends are witty. Mean but witty. :chuckle:
My last text says, "Live stress-free by adding a 1 Year card today & get 200 bonus min. Use promo code 57852 by 8/13" That was on 7/22/08 according to my phone. That was from my provider, TracPhone. I don't text. In fact, I have let my cellphone's minutes expire because I never used it. Money wasted.
"please call me"
"I had a very interesting but vague dream experience last night" from my brother.
I haven't found out what it was yet.
EDIT: Turns out he had a dream situation that made him uncomfortable and then realized it was a dream and changed the dream scene. That's the first LD he's had.
"I want to have sex with you tonight. x"
I had to do this.
"Maybe he committed suicide?? I mean, if he was going downhill and all? Was Jewy the only one who showed up? Did you mention me?"
"Potatoes and diet pepsi, bitch! :D"
"What the fuck?!"
K
"I love you" :content:
I will read it
"i wish i could help out with that better"
"Wait... Obama's BLACK?!?!"
lmao
Not serious
thread must survive.
"haha damn. hope you'd forgotten that little fact... oh well. he loves it so do i... that is so gross"
"*my name*, where are you:-@ Now you pretend that you don't know us:-x"
oh paul i love you YOU'RE SO ATTRACTIVE I WANT TO FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE RICH AND PERFECT AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT, TWICE
Have a sweet day with your sweetheart!
You perilous rouge, you.
I have to get my kicks somehow.
Tv 보ㅏ 요 >< '박물관이 살아 았 다' 김기 에 요??
Hold up....what?
What, you don't read Korean? :P It says "I'm watching such-and-such TV program, (do you) have a cold??"
No, I don't. Thanks for the translation.
"Hi. We have 300 bonus minutes. AND. Fee call for WiFi phones at [MyStreet]"
":) too mice. Hahh mice I meant nice. Two mice. Thew are cute. My dog is perfect an d she was given to me becau re the guy who owned her before had mice and used cats to control the mice populati on but my dog lik de to play wit h the cats . So the mice were running amok i guess an d the guy beat her an d now she's mine and she takes doggy anxiet y pills. Anyway. Sorry! I won. T bug more tonight! - Brooke"
I seem to be a magnet for drunk dialers.
Surprisingly, this is one of the more discernable ones.
Usually when she texts me it reads in my head like Chinese.
'NO'
This one is too good to let go by. I'm still lolling from it.
"You know were to get a lot of drugs, right? So can you get me a handgun?"
:lol: :lol:
"atleast you keep trying"
"Stop texting me or I'm calling the police."
My phone plan doesn't cover text messages, so nothing. Hell, I almost never use my phone.
"This is an automated message from Flagstar Bank. Your ATM card has been suspended. To reactive call urgent at 866-617-2672"
Fuck, I should call them!
Lol, Goldney.
"did i what?"
"yo i have a tutor call ill get back to yov inna bit and oh god im high foq this lolzZ"
"Not fucking funny!"
I have yet to hear back from her.
"If you do we should go tomorrow"
mine says "awwe poor baby, Hey I'm almost at school"
Lol
"I'm gonna punch u i ur ugly face"
"Hey Kevin I'm bored let's go highjack a bus then go rob the LCBO <Ben ;)>"
"hah. :]"
Lol. Mine is "Bye!". enthusiastic to stop talking to me? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!
"I'd like to see you try. Ooh, threatening."
No-one takes my hostage demands seriously.
emirrryyyyyyyy
"are you trying to say that i raped you?"
Hokeydokey. You going straight from work then. How long does it take to get there?
Are you home yet? And have you slept well? Yesterday was very fun with you... And thanks for helping me 'make my homework' ;) xx
"brng th scart"
Kickback in Long Beach. Hit me up.
Ahaha. Mine is quite odd out of context:
"Well if she does, I won't hold you responsible"
k
"I had a anxiety attack, went to the ER and the whole shebang. I'll ttyl"
:(
my last one is a really long fwd about us not paying enough attention to god and how its easier for us to sit through a tree hour movie than listen to a sermon in church. :P
the one before is: so is that what u want me to do?pick u up?
"Why are you so cruel bbz. x"
Scart, you technophobe.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...050724_002.jpg
"get you 7:30 ish"
fuck
"i want to go to The Killers"
"you're such an alpha male"
I will never delete this text in my entire life
;_;
Uh: "srry, i was bzy crying mself to slp"
It's not me. It's not my fault she's a retard.
Will do. Right after I stop her from committing suicide again.
I already have. I sent: "Carousoul hates you."
The results will be interesting, to say the least.
She replies. Let's see what we have here . . .
Oh. Oh dear: "a carosel is a food, dummy"
I have literally no idea how to respond to that.
That may be going over the line. While it would improve the gene pool considerably, she might actually do it. And that might be on my hands.
I'll tell her that you told her to kill herself, although she might be confused as to how a foodstuff can talk.
lul
It says "Ugh, I have lost the game"
Which, by the way, I just lost.
...And everyone else who read that post
"dude i got with that guy...he is kinda small ah!"
you know shes a lesbian rit
Go steal some more Stacker 2s from Rite Aid you fuckin slacker
o Sir knight you hath proven they self time and time again
"wtf? oO"
"I just hit Danielle Rousseau in the face with a door"
- my brother
"No."
Go to Gabe's
this one's from my brother. technically it's my 2nd to last text, but my last one says "K bye" and that's pretty boring, so here's the other recent one:
"Ok I'll be there in a minute. btw i made it look like i was cutting off someone's head with a chainsaw while my other hand was holding the imaginary person in a head vice as the waitress walked by. just for u."
I would think it was a cool coincidence that my last text was so weird, but that's usually how all the texts from my brother are :P so it's not much of a coincidence after all
Last two:
"I need pictures of you so I can jerk off please"
and then:
"Was that out of line?"
Um...yeah, I'd say so.
Like I said before, I'm a magnet for drunk-dialers.
"I'm gonna go with kill."
"Did he get new balls??"
Out of context lulz ftw
I figured something like that...
"Hey whatsup dood what are u doing today"
Good ol' Mum :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by From Mum
From Mom:
Hey what's up im here
*cry* List of things wrong with this text:
1. "What's up im here" could/should be two different sentences.
2. Mom's DO NOT say "what's up".
3. Period?
4. Question mark?
5. Apostrophy on one word, not on the other...O.o
Besides all that, I said:
"I know."
"I'm at the rendezvous point."
"Sorry! I fell asleep before i could even say goodnight back! So goodnight. Hehe"
...
.Quote:
Originally Posted by My Boss
From husband:
"ive had a brainwave unless you can think of something else for our birthday presents from your parents how about we get sky installed? obviously ill pay for monthy subscription but they could pay for installation, wot u think? love you x"
how exiting lol
One before last is from mum and says:
"Hellodadsaidcanyoucall.';lhim please" ( shes a crap texter)
(Jim's Steakout is like the 5* restaurant of fast food in Buffalo. It's like 12 dollars for a chicken finger sub)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mah Bruddah
"Ya, Im at the job tho"
"get your ass over here"
Yeah...Quote:
aE *My name* cOmO ereS ChiStos*
"on the way ova"
Doowadiddy I love you!!!
nonomnom
Honey can you pick up some bread on your way home.
from uni friend
marlieeee howsit sugarpuff? coming out fri night? HoOooo!
That'l do nicely
Ah. I see dick head &-)
"And we sat down and tried to order a hookah and you wanted an Alaska flavored one. And a fox was humping your leg under the table and you didn't seem to notice."
...Brooke had a dream where I wanted to eat at "the place with the lions, foxes, and birds".
Ok.
Pay when back from China if you need.
He's boring, what are you doing later?
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
its a little longer than that.
but that would be my boyfreind laughing that i have to go to school for csaps:(
"I am DRUNK Greg"
"Happy get far too drunk run around town destroying things and urinating in public, erm St. Patty's Day!"
"Love you too" :)
"Happy St. Patty's Day!!"
"I wish you were here to sleep with me and get me warm"
=]
"Skinny dip :) who did horrible today in leadership?"
You have to be apart of the convo.
"No, just rumors of hopes from other people. Just wanted to be sure :) i need sleep. Ill talk to u tommoro :) nightttt."
I like how the grammar goes from good in the first sentence to a shit hole in the last run-on.
"scream ur name 2 the world whooooo onion rings and ice cream on toilet sandwitch i like soup"
I said:
"soup lul"
When do we have to be at the concert
"talk" (because I didn't respond to the following)
then the one before that,
"doctor manhattan and his big blue dick were in my dreams tonight....make that nightmares"
"hey sorry ive been way busy plus sick. yucks. lets talk tomorrow. ill call ya<3"
Nothing, because I don't have a cell phone :)
"Then meet me halfway if you will, by telling me im a sexy bottle of man flavor that tastes like charm berries."
"will come to wait for me tomorrow?"
It sais:
"Mine's early, 12th March"
These are all so surreal out of context :P
"no urnotrite"
"Guess what happened today"
" "
I don't text.
"Someone choked?"
''So we're doing it in the library?''
"It's true. That's how I get all my poon."
"Msn?"
"but i don't wanna!"
"Cocaine 1 hell of a drug"
Rogers Svc Msg: Reply HELP to make a $5.00 donation in support of earthquake victims in Haiti. Rogers is passing through 100% of donations collected.
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Hooray for a spam msg being the last thing received...
"mishacollins: Shoot. There's a german shepherd and couple of guys in suits holding handguns at my front door. I better see what they want. Talk 2 U later."
2/8/2010 - Je$$ica: It came back positive. I'm not sure how to tell my parents. What're we going to do?
"i will as soon as i get up. i laid back down. its pretty bad up here"
"Adorable. Fuck off."
;_;
"Isn't that the crazy bitch that tried to put a curse on you?"
"Happy B-day"
:)
I'm sending those vids soon
"know a magic fix for not being able to find love?"
Why the fuck did you send me that
2/8/2010 - Je$$ica: So ur ignoring me now?
"Couple just walked by, the man was saying 'they see me financin, they hatin.' No lie."
He's a true friend telling me such tales.
"have you ever made out with a girl?"
...wtf?
"Put on pot of water to boil"
the last 2 say heeyyy
Seemed like a good idea at the time
'dinner still tonight?'
Good thing for this thread, I forgot to respond to that.
"i can write them up. but firing is up to the doctor."
Sam says jen and matt r going and shes all pissy when i told her so i dont know whats going on
Wait hop on aim real quick
Very well Beautiful! I'm about to start the French movie. I'll call you after. Apparently the gathering at my house tonight is going to be bigger than expected.
"I hope he uses it to make money"
^ yeah you're back.
"Volleyball is canceled, 8:30 wings at the Doghouse"
Pretty much haha. I got the intrawebz back :D YAYZ.
And I'm pretty sure it's permenant due to the fact that it's at my own place ^_^.
How many of the skulls did you get?
No, Brand New is coming, not Bright Eyes. Did I put Bright Eyes?
"Tell me. I need it. I'm selfish."
Ok, we're done.
Uhh...that sucks taken out of context :)
Still rockin?
I got a Siamese fighting fish.
I'm up to over eighteen thousand plays on The Poop Song!
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