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You know, I no longer have a text message inbox, just conversations. Nevertheless, last message received:
Quote:
Yup...need a ride?
What about aeros in the duchess?? Bet it does awesome hammerheads with one engine out
"We aren''t dressing up?"
"Aww he's the ideal. Hehehe veneers..."
"Chillen with my grandpa"
There is a piece of gum awaiting the bottom of your shoe at the bus stop today. Be wary of it. This has been a message From the Future.
"Probably, I don't know. Left class early."
Talking about some guy in my class that pushed the clock forward so that the teacher would finish the class earlier.
"It's a lace thong :-)"
I'm going to go ahead and be 'that assh*le who tries to look cool online', but I guarantee you they aren't all like this :P
A special lady??? :)
I'm not gonna say mine it'll come across odd and I'm new so I still have to make a good impression.
"challange accepted!"
"The end is upon us! There's no escaping it now, pal. We're being launched into the foresight of religious fanaticism. My date to what is sure to be a chaotic party, for good or ill, will be a King James Bible. I'll attempt to kiss it at midnight, but it will no doubt smack my hand away and demand I drive it home to it's mother's. There would be that awkward decision I'd, no doubt, have to face. Do I walk it to the door, holding it's flashy red-fabricked bookmark, or just toss it out the window and peel out, flipping off the folks when they come to see what all the fuss is about?"
"that presenter is from white chicks and sin city and gabby just has a famous-looking face."
"Sck my diq"
"Yeah sry def dont have it."
In relation to a book that I have loaned out.
"Thought so. Was just proving a point to my father by way of our mutual disdain for social netwanking ^_^."
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"hate these dreams my brain insists on you being in"
Quarf- when a woman barfing and it causes her to queef and fart at the same time
(sic)
Not sure. I deleted all of my messages a couple days ago, and it's still empty :P
"What's up everyone. Other than the big blue sky. Ahem. Please remember to bring the signed form (bleh) as well as $70 (yeah) 2mrw for gradshow thanks!"
Why isn't it wonderful to receive a text message to remind you to pay for something?
"Don't do it or the cake gets it."
Ok, know any other people who would support him and be willing to work? There are very few conservatives around our age...
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
"it was alright, I had to rewrite a piece but no disasters:) x"
"Well, you can borrow my bazooka"
Thank you. I had put my napkin on it.
"Newfangled church technology?!?!? Le gasp"
It was my fault
What do you want on your burrito?
"Awh that's really good.. I hope I don't fuck up :/"
That's not an answer to my question.
"Happy st brigid's day"
Haha yeah ... I found out the other day was St. Brigid's Day. And my name is Brigid. So yeah. :P
'Yeah but I don't think you should have bought it :L'
"You there? Or are you in isolation again?"
"Pancakes have way more fans, I don't know what you're talking about lol"
"Hey call later"
"Can you meet at four"
"quarterstaff" (was asking someone about a dream object - had a brain fart)
"There was no text, just an icon."
"You're a saint!"
My cell phone's last text message was composed of a particular order of 1s and 0s, or energy pulses, that came together in one point when a capacitor failed. The convergence of the particular pattern of 1s and 0s created a resonance cascade scenario, which developed into a tear in space/time and opened a 3 dimensional to 10 dimensional (on the other end) wormhole between our space, and some sort of vibration-only brane. The opening of this wormhole enveloped much of my living room and sucked up my cell phone, guitar, television, and friend, translating them immediately into 10 dimensional vibration patterns, I'm sure. I have managed to seal the vortex using a shoestring, some gum, and an anvil, but I am afraid that I do not know what my last cell phone's text message said. :(
that was awesome
"@_@ I see grass when I close my eyes."
are you alive ? :)
Go fuck a goat...
"I am happy for you then..."
That one felt surprisingly good.
AND
Since i just miss this thread so much, i flub rules a little bit (details) and share one i sent today to a friend. Maybe that bring it back to life with fun ones. One seed is all you need they say....
Anyway, she sent me an image of a quadruple rainbow, and i look at it really hard on tiny screen, wondering if it fake or not...eventually i decide that either way it feels great, so say:
"That is amaaaaaazing! If i woke up and seen that, i'd be like "h'OKAYYY, seriously now, i'm not mad or anything but, <_<..>_> ...seriously, WHO slipped the funny mushrooms onto my pizza when i wasn't lookin eh?" x} "
"Well excuse me, Miss Rosetta Stone."
"Nothing wrong with sitting on a nice pair of lips."
So I sent back:
"True, but I'm supposed to be thinking Disney thoughts this afternoon and now "Bump n' Grind" is stuck in my head! >_<"
Myself: "It is in the very religion of these people. Jesus is the prime example. If you come to help you will be crucified. Even if you are God's son."
Friend: "Yes, exactly"
...not the shower, silly. :)
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Freaking T-Mobile and their unlimited* data plans.
Also I have no friends.
Alert: Credit card **** charge made online, by phone, or mail on 07/06/2015 for $13.32.
Friend: Wanna play poker?
Me: Yeah in a few min
Me: I just stepped outside
Friend: Ok
Friend: Word
+I really don't know man, like, really
-Me neither.
its going to take aaout an hour to get there
[Name Censored], stop sending me shower questions.
Sorry wrong person I was trying to pull a brand and scare my friend.
We be grillin :ophelia: