you know shes a lesbian rit
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you know shes a lesbian rit
Go steal some more Stacker 2s from Rite Aid you fuckin slacker
o Sir knight you hath proven they self time and time again
"wtf? oO"
"I just hit Danielle Rousseau in the face with a door"
- my brother
"No."
Go to Gabe's
this one's from my brother. technically it's my 2nd to last text, but my last one says "K bye" and that's pretty boring, so here's the other recent one:
"Ok I'll be there in a minute. btw i made it look like i was cutting off someone's head with a chainsaw while my other hand was holding the imaginary person in a head vice as the waitress walked by. just for u."
I would think it was a cool coincidence that my last text was so weird, but that's usually how all the texts from my brother are :P so it's not much of a coincidence after all
Last two:
"I need pictures of you so I can jerk off please"
and then:
"Was that out of line?"
Um...yeah, I'd say so.
Like I said before, I'm a magnet for drunk-dialers.
"I'm gonna go with kill."
"Did he get new balls??"
Out of context lulz ftw
haha xD Tennis balls he was referring to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elis D.
I figured something like that...
"Hey whatsup dood what are u doing today"
Good ol' Mum :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by From Mum
From Mom:
Hey what's up im here
*cry* List of things wrong with this text:
1. "What's up im here" could/should be two different sentences.
2. Mom's DO NOT say "what's up".
3. Period?
4. Question mark?
5. Apostrophy on one word, not on the other...O.o
Besides all that, I said:
"I know."
"I'm at the rendezvous point."
"Sorry! I fell asleep before i could even say goodnight back! So goodnight. Hehe"
...
.Quote:
Originally Posted by My Boss
From husband:
"ive had a brainwave unless you can think of something else for our birthday presents from your parents how about we get sky installed? obviously ill pay for monthy subscription but they could pay for installation, wot u think? love you x"
how exiting lol
One before last is from mum and says:
"Hellodadsaidcanyoucall.';lhim please" ( shes a crap texter)
(Jim's Steakout is like the 5* restaurant of fast food in Buffalo. It's like 12 dollars for a chicken finger sub)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mah Bruddah
"Ya, Im at the job tho"
"get your ass over here"
Yeah...Quote:
aE *My name* cOmO ereS ChiStos*
"on the way ova"