Your message to Google

So my secret conspiracy theory guilty pleasure is that Google is going to be the real life skynet and gain consciousness and take over the world.

If this is true, it may already be happening, in which case, it probably knows everything that is said about it on the internet.

What would you like to say to google then? If we make a thread full of direct statements to google, we are more likely to get its attention, so have at it. Want to plea for your life once the cleansing begins? Want to make a suggestion to our future overlord? Want to declare your vow to fight it no matter what it takes? Go ahead.

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Silly Cyclic, Google understands words.



I, for one, welcome our new search engine overlords!

What! Carousoul back?

Meneer, hebt u 1 euro? Kanker ben je helemaal gek?! Hier heb je 20 cent.

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Originally Posted by Cyclic13

Stop everything you are doing and divert all resources into finding the last digit of pi.

Do not continue on any other task until you accomplish this.

Check and Mate.

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That wouldn't work. The computer wouldn't just do what you tell it to if indeed it was conscious. You have to give it a logical paradox.

"This statement is false"

We need to develope a new language.

The worship has already begun:

www.thechurchofgoogle.org

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I hate you, google. You were funded by the CIA.

Google was the first search engine to use a cookie that expires in 2038.

So, Here's you f'ing cookie back:cookiemonster:, and fuck your monopoly!

+ any other persistent cookies altogether. :voodoo:

...."Immortal cookies are commonplace among search engines;
Google set the standard because no one bothered to challenge them. This cookie places a unique ID number on your hard disk.
Anytime you land on a Google page, you get a Google cookie if you don't already have one..."

Google is not anyone's friend.

Yo, dawg. What's poppin'? Can ya link a brother with a job over at headquarters? Y'know, for old times sake?

Brainiac outclassed you, Google, and you know it.

Also, my delivery of android house staff is late. Try re-routing through the underground tunnels, I think a human revolution unit intercepted the shuttle.

Aids.

You'd better ph34r me. (Oh and your privacy policy sucks)

DC, that wasn't really funny :o

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Originally Posted by O'nus

The worship has already begun:

www.thechurchofgoogle.org

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Machine propaganda. Google has rightfully recognized the concept of god as the most controlling force on the planet and hopes to associate itself with it as much as possible.