Thread: Your message to Google

The worship has already begun:

www.thechurchofgoogle.org

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I hate you, google. You were funded by the CIA.

Google was the first search engine to use a cookie that expires in 2038.

So, Here's you f'ing cookie back, and fuck your monopoly!

+ any other persistent cookies altogether.

...."Immortal cookies are commonplace among search engines;
Google set the standard because no one bothered to challenge them. This cookie places a unique ID number on your hard disk.
Anytime you land on a Google page, you get a Google cookie if you don't already have one..."

Google is not anyone's friend.

Yo, dawg. What's poppin'? Can ya link a brother with a job over at headquarters? Y'know, for old times sake?

Brainiac outclassed you, Google, and you know it.

Also, my delivery of android house staff is late. Try re-routing through the underground tunnels, I think a human revolution unit intercepted the shuttle.

Aids.

You'd better ph34r me. (Oh and your privacy policy sucks)

DC, that wasn't really funny

Originally Posted by O'nus

The worship has already begun:

www.thechurchofgoogle.org

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Machine propaganda. Google has rightfully recognized the concept of god as the most controlling force on the planet and hopes to associate itself with it as much as possible.