How would I go about disposing of three human hands and a suitcase full of crack cocaine?

My friend needs to know.

Make an alt account and get banned for a week or two.

Give the hands to someone that needs help. I'll take the crack.

Turn it into a stew, and eat it.

You're all bad people.

It was funny the first time. Now it's redundant.

I'd lend you a hand, but you appear to have enough already...

I used that joke already.

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It was funny the first time. Now it's redundant.

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Your face.

No you didn't.

I did. I'll do it again.

Just watch me.

Burn the hands and smoke the crack. Easy.

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Burn the hands and smoke the crack. Easy.

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Your face.

God damnit.

dammit*
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I used that joke already.

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Gryphon did it. D:

Son of a bitch. Do you want me to make derogatory comments about your face?

Bring it.

I find your face unappealing.

Yeah.

You know what?

I find your face unappealing.

Dammit!

I'd like to give you a hand, but you already have three.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

We are all so funny.

And why doesn't your friend simply sell the cocaine?

Well, he is kind of stuck on the roof of the police station, surrounded by tigers and armed men, a ten year old as his hostage.

But only kind of, I wouldn't worry about him too much.

Please help me.