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    1. 04-22-2009 07:11 AM #1
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      How would I go about disposing of three human hands and a suitcase full of crack cocaine?

      My friend needs to know.
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    2. 04-22-2009 07:16 AM #2
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    3. 04-22-2009 07:22 AM #3
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      Give the hands to someone that needs help. I'll take the crack.
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    4. 04-22-2009 12:08 PM #4
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      Turn it into a stew, and eat it.
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    5. 04-22-2009 10:22 PM #5
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      You're all bad people.
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    6. 04-22-2009 10:44 PM #6
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      It was funny the first time. Now it's redundant.
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    7. 04-23-2009 04:54 AM #7
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      I'd lend you a hand, but you appear to have enough already...
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      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    8. 04-23-2009 04:55 AM #8
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      I used that joke already.
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    9. 04-23-2009 04:56 AM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by mysterious dreamer View Post
      It was funny the first time. Now it's redundant.
      Your face.
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    10. 04-23-2009 05:01 AM #10
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      No you didn't.
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
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    11. 04-23-2009 05:07 AM #11
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      I did. I'll do it again.

      Just watch me.
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    12. 04-23-2009 05:16 AM #12
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      Burn the hands and smoke the crack. Easy.
      They say curiosity killed the cat...
      Fortunately, I am not a cat.
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    13. 04-23-2009 05:22 AM #13
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      Quote Originally Posted by blahaha View Post
      Burn the hands and smoke the crack. Easy.
      Your face.
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      God damnit.
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
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    15. 04-23-2009 06:11 AM #15
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      dammit*
      <RAWR>Do I dare html code with bold when it specifically states that it is off? YES!</RAWR>
      Oh wait, let's try that again
      HTML Code:
      >:3Do I dare html code with bold when it specifically states that it is off? YES!>:3
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    16. 04-23-2009 06:31 AM #16
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      Quote Originally Posted by guitarboy View Post
      I used that joke already.
      Gryphon did it. D:
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      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    17. 04-23-2009 07:28 AM #17
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      Son of a bitch. Do you want me to make derogatory comments about your face?
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    18. 04-23-2009 07:48 AM #18
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      Bring it.
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    19. 04-23-2009 07:51 AM #19
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      I find your face unappealing.

      Yeah.
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      You know what?

      I find your face unappealing.
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    21. 04-23-2009 09:00 AM #21
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      Dammit!
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    22. 04-23-2009 04:45 PM #22
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      I'd like to give you a hand, but you already have three.

      Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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    23. 04-24-2009 06:53 AM #23
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      We are all so funny.
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    24. 04-24-2009 07:04 AM #24
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      And why doesn't your friend simply sell the cocaine?
      Last edited by Abra; 04-24-2009 at 07:08 AM.
      Abraxas

      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    25. 04-24-2009 07:15 AM #25
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      Well, he is kind of stuck on the roof of the police station, surrounded by tigers and armed men, a ten year old as his hostage.

      But only kind of, I wouldn't worry about him too much.

      Please help me.
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