You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey bitch
You: GU u gave ti oiio
Stranger: i don't speak in tounges
You: That's nice.
You: I have to poop really bad
Stranger: yeah same here
You: I like to hold it so then it gets explosive.
Stranger: lol
You: THEN JALHSALJHJAKS I POOP
Stranger: yeah thats my favorite
Stranger: nothing like a good explosive diareahhea
You: No No no, diarrhea isn't fun
You: Well formed poop is
Stranger: yes it is!
Stranger: people its easy to drink!
Stranger: duh
You: No it gets messy man
Stranger: nah man
Stranger: goes smoothly down my throat
You: That's nice
Stranger: yeah can you just picture it!
Stranger: mmm mmm good
You: no that's not good
You: I like to refrain from thinking that. I have expert training
Stranger: in what?
Stranger: the fine arts of martial?
You: Yes.
Stranger: i myself am a 19th degree black belt
You: I have a rainbow belt in my closet
Stranger: good to know
You: sure is. Keeps away the strangers.
Stranger: no..it keeps away straight people
Stranger: you must be a gay
You: Who says I am not a girl?
Stranger: nobody
Stranger: girls can be gay
You: LEIK NO WAY
Stranger: leik oh mah gowwd
You: they only do it for attention though man
Stranger: yeah i figured
You: I LEIK TO EAT FISH
Stranger: what kind of fish?
You: betta fish yum
Stranger: fishsticks?
You: I have one swimming in the tank and I call him bubblez.
You: No, I like the good stuff man, salmon and halibut
Stranger: which way does it hang?
You: wutz
Stranger: you know
You: no
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i trust you know
Stranger: *now
Stranger: your a female
You: lolwut
Stranger: so how are you doing?
You: what's your motives
Stranger: no motives...guys can be annoying sometimes
You: very annoying
Stranger: lets start anew
You: k
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: hello?
You: secret
Stranger: aww come on tell me :D
You: No that's not a smart ide
Stranger: why?
You: because there are bad people out here.
Stranger: your age?
Stranger: thats not gonna do anything
Stranger: except relieve me of my agony
You: no no no, there are bad people. That's not a good thing to say my age
Stranger: guess mine
You: poop?
Stranger: make it good
Stranger: oh come on now your gonna start acting like this
You: l3ik wut
Stranger: like that
You: k
Stranger: k what
Stranger: k fed?
You: k ur face
You: datz wut
Stranger: ok hun two can play at this game
You: don
You: call me dat
Stranger: ok dominatrix
You: wut da hek is dat
Stranger: its what you are
You: Is it cool
Stranger: to some people its very cool
Stranger: to others, its sadistic
You: go on
Stranger: ever beat on a guy before?
Stranger: you know like show him whos boss?
You: I hit a guy cuz he teased me D:
Stranger: well your too young to understand
You: so why u tell me?
Stranger: i thought you'd know
Stranger: and now i know that you're 15
You: wut u mean
Stranger: 15 years old
You: n00000
Stranger: yeesssss
You: saiz hoo0ooo
Stranger: sayz mee dominatrix
Stranger: oopps i forgot the password
Stranger: boy am i in for it
Stranger: fuck
You: wut?
Stranger: you heard me
You: no
Stranger: soon you will understand
You: go on
Stranger: no
Stranger: i've gone on long enough
You:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU2FO3T5NQ4 Thanks for soliciting a minor. You will be reported.
Stranger: im shaking
You: k
Stranger: yeah your dumb
Stranger: you speak bullshit
You: u dum
Stranger: can't get caught for that on omegle
You: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue criminal investigation if deemed necessary.
Stranger: its impossible
Stranger: "if the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitmate. please ignore it"
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: you can't scare me motherfucker
Stranger: fbi
You: k
Stranger: touch my balls
Stranger: lick my cock
Stranger: fuck your juicy pussy
You: I'm a fucking man dipshit
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.