i just heard the most awful story about hillbillies and how i'm related to them
my grandparents researched our family history and found some kin in tennessee, went to visit them...
they pulled up to a SHACK and out came a hillbilly with a fucking shotgun pointed at them asking you know, what they were doing on his property.
my grandpa says his name, and the guy is like...
"GROOMS??! OH! WELL GIT YER WOMAN AND COME OWN IN FER SOME VITTLES!!!"
that is basically how it went.
and I am freaking out.
ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod I am FREAKING OUT