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07-09-2009, 01:43 AM
Keresztanya

Mlia

http://mylifeisaverage.com

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Today, I snuck into my house through the back door and went upstairs. My sister was calling somebody, so I picked up the other house phone to listen in. She was calling me. I still felt like a spy. MLIA

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Today, I recorded a cool new voicemail on my phone. I purposefully didn't answer it all day so people would have to listen to it. MLIA.

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Today, I was bored so I changed my cursor to a banana. Then I made people on youtube videos eat the banana. I think they enjoyed it. MLIA.

I love this site.
07-09-2009, 02:08 AM
Tyler

Haha those are funny
07-09-2009, 02:11 AM
Keresztanya

Yeah, I like this site because I think most of the stuff on here is true, unlike FML where everyone just makes shit up.
07-09-2009, 03:29 AM
no-Name

God yes<3
Love love love this one, great stuff.
07-09-2009, 03:37 AM
tnemrot

Today, I played an online tennis game. I grunt whenever my character hits the ball to help him hit it harder. I think it worked. MLIA

Today I was looking at a friend's profile on Facebook when they commented on my status. I felt like we had a connection because we were stalking each other at the same time. MLIA.
07-09-2009, 03:56 AM
Abra

I didn't start this with "Today" and didn't end this with "MLIA" and nothing bad happened.
07-09-2009, 04:04 AM
Zhaylin

hahahaa. Those are so great! Thanks for sharing :)

"Today, I dropped a penny and it landed tails-up. I flipped it over and left it there so the person who found it would have good luck. I felt that this constituted my good deed for the day. MLIA" :lol:
07-10-2009, 03:34 AM
tnemrot

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Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

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Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.

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Today, I had a milkshake. It did not bring all the boys to the yard. MLIA

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Today I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. They continued on their way and didn't bother me at all. MLIA

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Today, in Science class my teacher asked us what we thought of when we heard the word "evolution". I thought of Pokemon, but I didn't say anything. MLIA.

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Last night, my dad walked in on my girlfriend and me. He asked if he could join in. We were playing rock band. MLIA.

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Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold. MLIA

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07-10-2009, 03:42 AM
Invader

"Today, in Science class my teacher asked us what we thought of when we heard the word "evolution". I thought of Pokemon, but I didn't say anything. MLIA."

That's clever. I laughed.
07-10-2009, 03:45 AM
Bayside

I was reading these earlier. This site is much more funny that fmylife.com.... Honestly, I don't doubt that most of the things on fmylife are actually true, because I've had a couple of those moments that I could post on that site that seem totally stupid, and too ridiculous to be true, but they are. I just don't find them nearly as funny as these for whatever reason.
07-10-2009, 03:57 AM
Keresztanya

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Originally Posted by Bayside

I was reading these earlier. This site is much more funny that fmylife.com.... Honestly, I don't doubt that most of the things on fmylife are actually true, because I've had a couple of those moments that I could post on that site that seem totally stupid, and too ridiculous to be true, but they are. I just don't find them nearly as funny as these for whatever reason.

Same here. Even if some of them are true, they're hardly total fuckups, I think that site is just full of whiny teens.
07-10-2009, 05:35 AM
slayer

I love how it's just those "little things" that make life so great :D
07-10-2009, 06:06 AM
no-Name

MoS just capatalized the second N in my username. This is one of the highest points of my day. MLIA.
07-10-2009, 07:36 AM
Keresztanya

When I went to read the topic I saw "no-Name" as the last post. I was wondering what happened to the second N. Now I feel phsychic. MLIA
07-10-2009, 08:05 AM
hellohihello

Who wants to copy pasta this?

I just learned my dad had a vasectomy and I am an oopsie baby, I was sad. MLIA

Here is one just for the thread because they wouldn't get it.

Every time I see someone with a Banana in their signature I instantly not like them. I then go on for a minute and say OMG STFU MAN YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. Then I realize, people say that about me. MLIA
07-10-2009, 04:25 PM
Keresztanya

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Originally Posted by hellohihello

I just learned my dad had a vasectomy and I am an oopsie baby, I was sad. MLIA

That's not average, that's more like an FML.
07-10-2009, 06:07 PM
Liz

Today, on a website about chipmunks, I discovered a quiz on their diet. I did not select gumballs. I felt smug. MLIA
07-10-2009, 06:59 PM
ClouD

Today a bum at the train station told me about his dilemma of having to choose between having sex with his wife or his ex-girlfriend that night. He also asked me if I thought it was going to rain. MLIA

EDIT: I found this event actually incredibly funny in retrospect when I got on the train after.
07-10-2009, 07:34 PM
hellohihello

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Originally Posted by Demon Parasite

That's not average, that's more like an FML.

I submit some to FML but I never get chosen.
07-10-2009, 10:03 PM
Catbus

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Today my girlfriend sent me a text saying I should be more assertive. So I replied in all caps. MLIA

I LIKE THE WAY THIS MAN/WOMAN THINKS.
07-10-2009, 10:08 PM
hellohihello

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Originally Posted by Catbus

I LIKE THE WAY THIS MAN/WOMAN THINKS.

WIN!
07-11-2009, 06:45 AM
Man of Steel

Today I spent an hour on Omegle impersonating the Mad Hatter, and making pretend tea with strychnine in it, then saying it was "to die for." MLIA.
07-11-2009, 07:05 AM
slayer

Here's one I submitted:

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Today was my birthday. All my family members told me "Happy Birthday!" Later that night I checked Facebook to see that I had 4 friends tell me "Happy Birthday". Seeing non-family members on Facebook tell me Happy Birthday made me feel like I had friends. MLIA.

Edit: Now that I think about it, I should have said "...made me feel like I was special." instead of "...had friends." I guess it's ok...
07-11-2009, 08:26 AM
Phrisco

Today, I got on DV Chat. Everyone was in different rooms and soon I was the only one who didn't go into a different room. I felt like a rebel. MLIA.
07-12-2009, 12:21 AM
Zhaylin

Today I learned my favorite show is being canceled. I felt as if a friend had died.- mlia
:D

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