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I was trying on new board shorts the other day, and asked if she liked them. She glanced down and casually replied, "They kind of make you look like a mummy. Or, maybe a tornado." Correct answer! I'm going to wear them every damn day for the rest of my life.
Mummy tornado shorts!!
i cant even imagine shorts that make the wearer look like a mummy, tornado, or both...
good luck with those
Hard to imagine, I know. It is like somebody telling you that your new shoes make you look like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, or a Laser Beam.
I lol'dQuote:
Originally Posted by Robot_Butler
Dude, you have an amazing girlfriend. This is going to be my Robot_Butler quote of the month.
I've worn these shorts the the gym a few times this week. I'm surprised that nobody else has commented. Maybe they're not as superpowered as I thought.
No, people just want you to think the shorts are normal. Then once you let your guard down, they snatch them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robot_Butler
So, when someone snatches my pants while I'm bench pressing, I will know they have been noticed.
pics or it didnt happen :3
i really want to know how those are possible
Seconded.
I want pics of mummy tornado shorts... if not I'll settle for TRex Laser Beam shoes.
Pics or it didn't happen.